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| The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by mykali(m): 11:38am On Feb 01, 2009 |
A pastor delivered a sermon in ten minutes on one sunday morning. This was one-third of his usual length of sermons. As he was not used to this, He tried to explain to the congregation ''I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate a large portion of my sermon and that was why i was unable to deliver it this morning'' There was a great murmur in the congregation but the service continued. After the service, a visitor from another church came to the pastor with a huge smile on his face and said ''pastor, if that dog of yours has any puppies i would like to have one'' ''what for?'' the pastor asked with a puzzled look on his face. The visitor replied ''you see, my pastor preaches for 3 long hours so i was hoping the puppy might help him like it helped you'' ------------------------- A village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work for hard long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions on the young lad. '' when i take the shoe out of the fire, i'll lay it on the anvil; and when i nod my head, you'll hit it with this sledge hammer, '' The apprentice did as he was told and now he is the village blacksmith. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recently, thieves broke into an ibo man's house in my neighbourhood and as usual, the armed men pointed an AK. 47 to the frightened man's face and gave him a choice between losing his life or his money. The man shouted ''shio, . i cant help u oh. . . . . . all my money is in the bank & unfortunately i have already given my life to christ'' |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by romsky: 2:52pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
true na d worst jokes in existence |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by mykali(m): 3:17pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
dani1luv and romade are having a discussion romade: why do boys not make eye contact with girls when having a conversation? danny: because boobs dont have eyes.  |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by mykali(m): 3:25pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
ezeokeify: why are u spoiling ma thread for me enh?    |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by dani1luv: 4:31pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
itz gone |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by Nobody: 5:34pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
i wil make 100 naira? ezeokeify, na u go make 100 naira what an insult! |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by mykali(m): 7:39pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
why did the chicken cross the road ?  |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by clemcykul(f): 9:55am On Feb 02, 2009 |
cuss they have a date wid u |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by Nobody: 3:47pm On Feb 02, 2009 |
give me five |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by dani1luv: 3:57pm On Feb 02, 2009 |
four |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by clemcykul(f): 9:58am On Feb 03, 2009 |
*knocks dani's head* |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by Nobody: 8:42pm On Feb 03, 2009 |
take omorogun, that shud do d trick |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by clemcykul(f): 3:06pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
lol wicked thing |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by romsky: 3:10pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
is it dat its so easy to type my name or wat? |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by Grizzly(m): 3:37pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
mykali: |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by Nobody: 4:58pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
nope, it is so easy to name ur type |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by romsky: 4:59pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
who ascribe meaning to ur post shio |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by Nobody: 5:01pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
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| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by romsky: 5:15pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
check dis out https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-229060.0.html Imho Gabrywyl Is Kind Of Irritating |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by clemcykul(f): 8:44am On Feb 05, 2009 |
dammit! not again |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by romsky: 8:47am On Feb 05, 2009 |
na early mor mor we dey no swear |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by clemcykul(f): 8:56am On Feb 05, 2009 |
for ur left mind kwo? |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by romsky: 9:02am On Feb 05, 2009 |
at least i get mind |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Feb 05, 2009 |
e dey undergo repair for yaba left |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by romsky: 11:36am On Feb 05, 2009 |
must u tell everyone wateva i confide in u d nyt b4  |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by Nobody: 2:05pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
romade, wetin dey that link wey u post |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by romsky: 2:12pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
its just d title & d subject matter was pls discuss |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by Nobody: 2:21pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
romade: pls speak english, i dont get it |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by romsky: 2:24pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
ok o in oxford english master web the poster had this thread Imho Gabrywyl Is Kind Of Irritating opened the main idea was to discuss ow irritating our gabry is so i brought the link here for reinforcement  |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by Nobody: 2:36pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
and why did admin close it? these admins really want to live our lives for us |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by romsky: 2:46pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
sum1 reported to moderator |
| Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by clemcykul(f): 10:48am On Feb 06, 2009 |
the mod must be banned by fire!! |
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