Lucky him unlike my babe

Kingblingz:
My boo be buying me Boxers nd Singlet as if na car wash I wan open wey I go wear dem work! Smh

Kolo guy ...na make u dey neat for bed wenever una dey 2geda

good for him

Kingblingz:
My boo be buying me Boxers nd Singlet as if na car wash I wan open wey I go wear dem work! Smh

He's yet to unwrap the boxes! How are you sure the contents is not boxers and singlets?

Sijo01:
Russian girlfriend? Is it really necessary including her nationality?

. tribalism dey everywhere

Happy birthday sweetie

ginawest:
Dis one z small..lolz..if u c my own gift ehn,u wl know dat pipu r stingy..lolz

Ok

Nigerian girls are very STINGY creatures! Jeez!

Issokay!

Nawa o! After all the pounds he has been giving her? Only this cheap looking gifts? Anyway, at least she's not as stingy as Nigerian girls

Upon all his billions,my kitchen better past his sitting room
guys pls enjoy your money

Not my bizz...I hate chelshiit and anything affiliated to it.

Next

Lmfaaaooooooo why is or are his gifts wrapped in newspapers? Is Russia out of gift wrapping papers? Cmon, even naija dey do well in that department.

Kingblingz:
My boo be buying me Boxers nd Singlet as if na car wash I wan open wey I go wear dem work! Smh

u even forgot it FTC, then use laughter wan kill person. ... ppl like u make life worthwhile. ....thanks man

The girl fine small sha

Kingblingz:
My boo be buying me Boxers nd Singlet as if na car wash I wan open wey I go wear dem work! Smh

u even forgot your FTC, then use laughter wan kill person. ... ppl like u make life worthwhile. ....thanks man

chipmunkey:
What exactly is in the package.

I even thought it was a car or something.

*hiss*

How many cars do you want him to have?

Rich people value little things...Poor people? Hmm

#

the average naija girl on ur birthday


girl: baby, happy birthday
boy: aww thanks hun
girl: have u eaten since morning
boy: naaah, nt really

girl: oya take us out na.. we have to celebrate

boy: what did u buy for me?

girl : oya .. collect kiss u know i love u.. besides..u guys always say girls are materialistic.. see who's talking

boy then takes bae out... bae asks boy to feed her with his chicken, bae. takes her samosa and springrolls along with her taxi back to her parent's house.
boy still calls bae to find out if she has gotten home.
10k gone



common sense and anti-magazine r the best birthday gift boy can ever have

Iamsynord:


What of Me way my Girl day buy me Singlet and Jeans. I be Wolverine ??

Dz got me cracking lol

smvinreal:
I even thought it was a car or House abi private jet self

How many houses and private jet u don buy give ur guy? E pass Sure roll on and BYC singlet?

Nigerian Player?
We don't know Nigerian Players here in Germany, we only know players who qualify for world quarter and Semi-finals.nd av not rili seen Nigeria there.
So........

Who cares

Sometimes we refuse to give what is necessary to get a #necessity. We want the reward of hard #work but we are not ready to work hard.
You can't tell a #stranger from an #acquaintance by the sound of a knock on the door. You spot the difference when you open the door.

Dis mikel no won go marry?

whoever said money can't buy happiness was kidding, yeah u heard me right!!

Airforce1:




Only naija girls does that

gbagaun

Hmmmm! my babe bought me packs of Jones condom, customized Chelsea jersey and..............

*hits blunt* what if na stacks on stacks of dollars dey inside

ginawest:
Dis one z small..lolz..if u c my own gift ehn,u wl know dat pipu r stingy..lolz

commot hear jooorr.. lolzz..

so ur boy friend did bought u a small thing... and u are complaining... it is not worth more than dat singlet u bought him on his own birthday....

BTW... happy birth to u...
many more yrs in health and wealth...
iJn

smvinreal:
I even thought it was a car or House abi private jet self

Car, house, private jet for a man who's not yet your husband? they are not yet married na.