A man is driving down the road and
breaks down near a monastery. He goes
to the monastery, knocks on the door,
and says, "My car broke down.Do you
think I could stay the night?"The monks
graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even
fix
his car. As the man falls
asleep that night, he hears a strange
sound. The next morning, he asks the
monks what the sound was."We can't tell
you. You're not a monk" they
respond.The man is disappointed but thanks
them
anyway and continues on
his trip.Several years later the same man
breaks down in front of †̥ђƺ same
monastery. The monks again accept him,
feed him, and even fix his car.That night,
he hears the same strange noise that he had
heard
years earlier.The next morning
he again asks what it is, and again the
monks reply,"We can't tell you. You're not
a monk." The man says, "All right, all
right.I'm dying to know. If the only way I
can find out the source of that sound is to
become a
monk, tell me how do I become
amonk?" "You must travel the earth and
tell us how many blades of grass there
are and the exact number of sand
pebbles.When you find these numbers,
you will becom a monk," they reply. The man sets
about his task.Many years later
he returns and knocks on the door of the
monastery. "I have traveled the earth and
have found what you asked for. There
are145,236,284,232 blades of grass and
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the
earth.""Congratulations!" the
monks reply. "You are now a monk. We
will now show you the way to the
sound."The monks proceed to lead the
man to a wooden door, where the
headmonk says, "The sound is behind that
door."The
man reaches for the knob,
but cannot open it because the door is
locked."Really funny," he says,"May I
have the key please?"The monks give
him the key and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of
stone. The monks give him the
key to this door too, and he opens it-only
to find a door made of ruby. He asks
for,and receives another key from the
monks. But behind that door is another
door, this one made of sapphire. On and on this
went
until the man had gone
through doors of emerald, silver,
topaz,and amethyst. Finally the man is
relieved to hear the monks say, "This is
the last key to the last door."He unlocks
the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he
is
amazed to find the source of
that strange sound.
But I can't tell you what it is because
you're not a monk

Guy, i'm a monk. Oya tell me

Thugnificient:
Guy, i'm a monk. Oya tell me

monkey..