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Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by SamMilla1(m): 2:07pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a Mr bigg's fast-food establishment in Lagos, and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: VICTOR CHIKEZIE SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's CHAIRMAN or Vice CHAIRMAN. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: NAIRA 400,000 a MONTH. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: yes,enough to sell burgers and snacks; LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 25KG?: Of What,of money yes,of stone for what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I will buy one from my first salary. HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:Hope to do that as soon as i get the job. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN TWO YEARS?: Living in the VITORIA ISLAND with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: CVC |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by Seun(m): 2:13pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
Nice one, but is it real? |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by Nobody: 9:15pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
my comments exactly seun the part that got me laughing was the one abt carrying 25kg , of what? lol! |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by yahoo2(m): 12:30am On Sep 10, 2006 |
This should be in the jokes section. It can not be true. |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by cosmorpel(m): 3:15pm On Sep 10, 2006 |
Wats is actually happenin here. Even if is a joke, i can't figure wat u r trying 2 say. |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by Wumine(f): 10:21am On Sep 11, 2006 |
cosmorpel: where is your sense of humor? its a nice! |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by momoney1(m): 1:27pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person well answered DESIRED POSITION: Company's CHAIRMAN or Vice CHAIRMAN. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. available vacancies not stated so decided to choose the best for himself, not doing bad anyway DESIRED SALARY: NAIRA 400,000 a MONTH. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. as an applicant wishing to be the chairman he needs to earn its equivalent MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? real Naija boy uses question to answer question, funny. i don't think any thing is wrong with this guy he's just an anxious young man trying to actualize his dreams in the shortest possible time even without the right qualification if he has the chance would want to be the president of this country |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by babonboard(f): 4:49pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
lmao so funny |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by hayprof(m): 5:32pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
SALARY: Less than I'm worth. How much Is He Worth? Nothin! DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. Whats The Difference? SIGN HERE: CVC Is That He's Signature? Overall the Joke Is Cool |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by SamMilla1(m): 5:45pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
i love you guys for liking my job application.meanwhile look out for my name, sam milla in the jokes section, thats where i live, call me king of jokes, |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by micklplus(m): 7:40am On Sep 13, 2006 |
cool and nice joke ! cheers |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by D3n3n(m): 10:23am On Sep 13, 2006 |
Wish it was that E.z everyone would have a job by now. |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by AKPAKA(m): 7:44pm On Sep 13, 2006 |
this guy is so good. i love his sence of humour |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by alancruise(m): 9:05pm On Sep 13, 2006 |
pls i'm a fresh graduate of a federal university in nigeria /i studied applied geology. kindly link me to any site where i can submit my resume or c.v for recruitment. thanxs H.N.D applied geology |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by Chay(f): 2:43am On Sep 14, 2006 |
He's a smartsrse isn't he? Nice one! |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by kuntakinte(m): 12:42pm On Sep 14, 2006 |
Jeez!!! This is the best stuff I've heard all day! The kid is good, they should make him the chairman |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by nuggard(m): 7:37pm On Sep 14, 2006 |
This is killin stuff! Is it your Joke sam? I would like to use it in my school news paper. |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by SamMilla1(m): 9:51am On Sep 18, 2006 |
go ahead and use , you have my permission. |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by nuggard(m): 12:46pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
thanks. |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by Nobody: 9:44pm On Sep 23, 2006 |
so do i though its for a church noticeboard like the joke |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by Oracle(m): 2:01am On Sep 25, 2006 |
@topic, itz really funny |
Re: Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs by Odunnu: 6:14am On Apr 29, 2010 |
alancruise:is ds part of d joke? Bt d joke make sense o! |
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