FLASH BACK (PLAYING AS KIDS)
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post.

7. If no one has a football, paper bags tied with ropes would do perfectly.

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. Three corners = penalty

11. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over.

12 If you tackle the owner of the ball. you get an automatic red card.

Add urs...( Funny memories )

the old woman who interupts the match cos we are playing her compounnd is a witch.

the best dribbler dont get to play if he is not in the ball owner's team

A goal scored against your team doesnt count when you handle the ball... most times deliberately

You will be playing with ua team, your fellow team mate will hold the ball dribbling and will never pass. U we be shouting pass! Pass!! Pass!!! 4 where.