Touchforfree:


Which country goggle "porn" most ?.

I think instead of wedding, we google on "how much is in individual along the road pocket".

Abi I lie ?.

lol u lie small, maybe about fone

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dhardline:
Wow...nice map for those who wants to go into online sales of products...now you know what to sell

i love this guy; when others are seeing 'comic relief' he sees business. Keep it up

obumnaeke:

my bros na true talk o...bcus for naija..browsing cheats na d ultimate...so in dis case..i think dat google must hav goten d wrong answer themselfs

are you sure you read the post? Their capitulation is on things people can buy; 'how much is' as a key word and not free cheat... Use your brain please

Wedding I.e I will marry you if you can deposit some dollars in my Yahoo account; makes sense now eh?

teeowl:
why does Mauritania google so much on slaves? are these guys still involved in some sort of slave trade?

African Slavery's last stronghold.

Brazil!!!

Mcowubaba:

Ooh u don't knw ..
It is a popular church near idi araba surulere!!!!

Didn't ask u tho and I'm sure nobody will blame me if I insult u.....

ty265:

Didn't ask u tho and I'm sure nobody will blame me if I insult u.....

Wat brought abt insult here
Abegii....insult, curse, abuse na u get urself...
.....Out.......>

Very informative

My Holiday Spot Assessment in Brief
Country with SLAVES & KIDNEY'S as their own main search - Steer TF Clear of them (prime stock onyi ara's); ur d!ck might just fall off first thing on stepping off your flight .

Ermm, the ones with FUNERAL (No No No-Flight Zone also), WHY? - You'd end up coming home wth different pixes of Caskets , funeral processions , balding geriatric undertakers dozing on the job if you had to holiday there.
(MrCork, RedBenson etc might still roll some lonely widows though; some NL guys are that skilled but if u're off that league, steer clear)

FOOD, Food, Food Food - Countries googling food, can you beat that?! Watch dem wella, hungry folks don't make good hosts.

RUSSIA (People want to know how much a MIG aircraft costs in Russia) - Can you beat that? Boy, u don't wanna be there when tha shytt hits tha fan at topspeed. Everybody and their grandma googling WMD's that intensely, sombody's bound to blow some other body's d!ck tha fck off soon enuf . Trust Me, Russia aint ur spot!

Tha GOOD PART - ATTN, All Inmates of Desboky Penitentiary (NL XLevel Section) - You have OP's permission to high-tail to all those countrys searching PROSTI's & ASHI's. You're now all officially "Naija Kamikaze Straffing Ninja Exports" to those countries, now Go quickly before I change my mind .
(Those Brazilians sha, a whole nation wiv their nose up ashawo ar.ses burning all that mb surfing for prosti's tender meat, i fear o).


An Aside (S.Africa) - Dunt go there yet . Not surprised they went all XenoFreakia on international guest, tha MOfo's spent tha better part of the decade googling Cows, can you beat that ?


BEER - See whole countries googling for BEER, chai. I bet you'd have to have been a Keggite Club member to make it into their Parliament .

My Recommendation
WEDDINGs - Naija is just thE perfect place to be, ehn? if not for all the obvious missing Amenities, my people still dey get down chopping tinz. Everybody "coupling" demselves and "borning" anyhow, Naija too try! Party everywhere on Sai Baba levels (50 yrs frm now, com see unchecked population explosion, moving-over-to-colonize-Benin-Republic On-point ).

Yo! LADIES!! - You have my blessings to head to those countries highlighting DIAMONDS, go their and relieve them of it, Okwi na Ota?

Meanwhile....
(Akpos, packing my bags as we speak)
Am Off to EUROPE ASAP, I noticed 2 countries hung up on Ferraris & Rolex, I think my Consulting Skills are needed there !