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Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by Nobody: 10:34pm On May 03, 2015
RIP english....chai
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by olajosy: 10:35pm On May 03, 2015
MrsChima:
Ask her to give you a hand job while you are kissing her.
hmmmm! Sis Chidinma, is dat how u give bro Obinna 4backyard wen mama send u go fetch water 4night Mama must here dis ooo unless u bribe me as usual!!!
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by MrsChima(f): 10:37pm On May 03, 2015
olajosy:
hmmmm! Sis Chidinma, is dat how u give bro Obinna 4backyard wen mama send u go fetch water 4night Mama must here dis ooo unless u bribe me as usual!!!

My hands is moisturized wella wella. smiley
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by Tanyogo(m): 11:11pm On May 03, 2015
cokacoola:
but am alway last longer like 20 go 30mins on first round
chain! Take it easy.... U will kill someone's child. 1st round!
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by daben1(m): 11:15pm On May 03, 2015
cokacoola:
but am alway last longer like 20 go 30mins on first round
bros! 20-30mins first round? You think say we wear pampers here?
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by daben1(m): 11:18pm On May 03, 2015
MrsChima:
Ask her to give you a hand job while you are kissing her.
hmmm professional!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by daben1(m): 11:20pm On May 03, 2015
Holywizard:
ur spelling work & grammatical blunder can impregnate a mad woman through bluetooth.

U're an 1diot
this is one of the juveniles we have here on NL, grow up and get some manners!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by daben1(m): 11:22pm On May 03, 2015
comffy:
@ OP. u be grammarian? Coz dis ur grammar can scatter brain oooo.
you think you're perfect, right? ''Remove the dirt in your eyes first...''
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by tohphunmie(f): 11:28pm On May 03, 2015
Holywizard:
ur spelling work & grammatical blunder can impregnate a mad woman through bluetooth.

U're an 1diot
Lmao ya wicked! My head won't stop pounding cos of his grammar

Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by lordkrato(m): 11:33pm On May 03, 2015
cokacoola:
plasea dears romancelanders am in need of a serious advicing on these matter, my girlfriend of 2weaks alway ask me go self service before we do the reals thing. I have queston her savaral time but she tolds mine that it turns her on and make it easy for me go penerate, pleasea am comfuse on these matter and dont kown what go dosad plesea matured advice only


Cretin, o think the more important advice is for you to write jamb plus 35 strokes of cane...

Your father would be disappointed... angry
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by MrsChima(f): 11:52pm On May 03, 2015
daben1:
hmmm professional!!

No comment. smiley

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Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by Nobody: 1:35am On May 04, 2015
she smart. give her money to buy her mother a house
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by Nobody: 2:03am On May 04, 2015
Hmmm see them shocked by 20-30mins shocked


Thought Naija men were good in bed undecided

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Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by ronald4lif(m): 2:09am On May 04, 2015
My manchi. cheesy

Long time. Where have you been
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by Nobody: 2:38am On May 04, 2015
First, ur grammatical erro z som fin u should work on because itz goin a long way to tell ur level n kind of person! If sh cz u as a sex machine den sh'l treat u as one. Itz a 2 way tin u knw!
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by Nobody: 2:42am On May 04, 2015
MrsChima:


My hands is moisturized wella wella. smiley
"hands are" not "hands is"

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Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by MrsChima(f): 2:58am On May 04, 2015
ndy4evame:
"hands are" not "hands is"

My hand is moisturized well a wella.

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Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by Nobody: 5:38am On May 04, 2015
loomer:


You de mad, who u de lie for? That means you 2nd round na 2days u de last

just because you're a bedroom Usain Bolt (always cums fast and first) doesn't mean some other guys don't last more than 30-40 minutes on their first round. And why are many guys supporting you?! guess we got a lot of premature cummers huh, cumming for guys is more of a mind game guys, learn to control your mind and don't get too excited people.

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Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by Nobody: 5:46am On May 04, 2015
tohphunmie:

Lmao ya wicked! My head won't stop pounding cos of his grammar

Lol.

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Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by amax92(m): 5:51am On May 04, 2015
femaleGuy:
Love is all I seegrin



[size=15]IamFemaleGuy[/size]
but who u don help nah?
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by iamrealdeji(m): 6:19am On May 04, 2015
Chiam55:
Hmmm see them shocked by 20-30mins shocked


Thought Naija men were good in bed undecided
are you Eroticangelina's mummy?
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by Nobody: 6:43am On May 04, 2015
amax92:

but who u don help nah?
noneundecided
@jaypea98 I couldn't reply ur quote,cos dem don remove the topic again sad



[size=15]IamFemaleGuy[/size]
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by mytime24(f): 7:09am On May 04, 2015
Op, cnt find any pic undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by sunrealboy01(m): 7:15am On May 04, 2015
Dis piture sef na die ooo, got me go wild with laugh...
loomer:
Maybe ur first round no de pass 1min na.....

She no wan start wetn u no go finish
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by loomer: 7:45am On May 04, 2015
icedbeatz:


just because you're a bedroom Usain Bolt (always cums fast and first) doesn't mean some other guys don't last more than 30-40 minutes on their first round. And why are many guys supporting you?! guess we got a lot of premature cummers huh, cumming for guys is more of a mind game guys, learn to control your mind and don't get too excited people.

Oga, 30 mins for first round na lie, no be romance him talk o, na nacking

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Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by koikoi2(m): 8:00am On May 04, 2015
I hv a friend who can go up to 2 hours on d first round without coming.

As for me I can't last up to 2 minutes so I use Rough Ryder. It helps me to last up to 30 minutes with d help of mind control.

Try my method Op.
Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by Emperortj93(m): 8:06am On May 04, 2015
Me; Am I suppose to comment on this thread? Iffa servant; No, just forward the op name for serious brain cleansing

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