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Jesus Ethnicity by BrownEyes4(f): 2:11am On Sep 11, 2006
There were three good arguments that Jesus was black:

1. He called everyone "brother".

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - three proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
Re: Jesus Ethnicity by yahoo2(m): 9:41am On Sep 11, 2006
really cool one wink wink
Re: Jesus Ethnicity by iice(f): 11:31am On Sep 11, 2006
lol nice one
Re: Jesus Ethnicity by jaybaby(f): 10:42pm On Oct 23, 2006
Yea 4ni ,cool Good cheesy cheesy
Re: Jesus Ethnicity by unit(f): 11:54am On Oct 24, 2006
nice one Brown-Eyes
Re: Jesus Ethnicity by Memunah(f): 1:42pm On Oct 24, 2006
Nice One!!

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