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Simple Spelling by walex25(m): 6:52pm On Nov 11, 2009
Teacher: You ROMADE, spell plantain
> ROMADE: Whish one? The ripe one or the unripe one?
> Teacher: Shuo !! What difference does it make? Just spell plantain! Abi you wan try me?
> ROMADE: Shuo Teasha, no be fightooo! If you fry the ripe one
> na 'tatale', if you fry the unripe one na 'SHIPS', if you roast am, na 'Brokeman' and
> if you soak am with shito and ginger, its called kelewele
> all of dem na plantain,
> so whish one you wan make I spell na?!
> Tok quick now.
Re: Simple Spelling by Kunbee: 11:23pm On Nov 11, 2009
Stale lipsrsealed
Re: Simple Spelling by tytylayor: 7:38am On Nov 12, 2009
staled stale lipsrsealed
Re: Simple Spelling by 2Direct(m): 8:00am On Nov 12, 2009
The ladies knows best
Re: Simple Spelling by kodylicky(f): 8:43am On Nov 12, 2009
try again.
Re: Simple Spelling by D1KeleVra(m): 9:22pm On Nov 12, 2009
but it's still funny smiley
Re: Simple Spelling by clemcykul(f): 11:28am On Nov 13, 2009
we know
Re: Simple Spelling by 2Direct(m): 11:33am On Nov 13, 2009
Liar
Re: Simple Spelling by shayoor(f): 11:58am On Nov 13, 2009
not dat funny
Re: Simple Spelling by Pharoh: 12:00pm On Nov 13, 2009
^^ So you talk? grin

I thought you only use smileys and LOL grin
Re: Simple Spelling by D1KeleVra(m): 6:36pm On Nov 13, 2009
i don't angry
Re: Simple Spelling by dani1luv: 7:07pm On Nov 13, 2009
Why dis yeye poster dey lie untop romade
Re: Simple Spelling by chioya(f): 8:28pm On Nov 13, 2009
dat joke was said by my ancestors undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Simple Spelling by dani1luv: 8:37pm On Nov 13, 2009
^^So. . . undecided
Re: Simple Spelling by chioya(f): 8:41pm On Nov 13, 2009
@dani1luv
then undecided
Re: Simple Spelling by D1KeleVra(m): 8:44pm On Nov 13, 2009
and? undecided
Re: Simple Spelling by dani1luv: 8:52pm On Nov 13, 2009
^^ . . . .I just wanna say gudnyte cheesy smiley wink
Re: Simple Spelling by D1KeleVra(m): 8:56pm On Nov 13, 2009
^^So. . . undecided
Re: Simple Spelling by tammyswits(f): 8:12am On Nov 14, 2009
Stalest
Re: Simple Spelling by dani1luv: 10:04am On Nov 14, 2009
Seconded
Re: Simple Spelling by D1KeleVra(m): 3:22pm On Nov 14, 2009
third class lower
Re: Simple Spelling by Dunddy(m): 11:53pm On Nov 15, 2009
staleded
Re: Simple Spelling by clemcykul(f): 12:52pm On Nov 16, 2009
for dicken sake! u all are stale!

let the jokes be
Re: Simple Spelling by D1KeleVra(m): 3:35pm On Nov 16, 2009
Re: Simple Spelling by clemcykul(f): 3:44pm On Nov 16, 2009
lol no need explaining to u, all ur life uve always been confused, ryte ure even confused about ur sex
Re: Simple Spelling by D1KeleVra(m): 3:50pm On Nov 16, 2009
erm! no! i'm definitely male smiley
Re: Simple Spelling by clemcykul(f): 3:59pm On Nov 16, 2009
sure? congrats anyway, though i dont care
Re: Simple Spelling by aristole(m): 5:22pm On Nov 16, 2009
clemcy!
Re: Simple Spelling by Abbeycity4(f): 6:07pm On Nov 16, 2009
lol na bad good pple full hia grin

@joke
nt dat 9ice angry
Re: Simple Spelling by dani1luv: 8:23pm On Nov 16, 2009
Abeg clear road
Re: Simple Spelling by segunpc(m): 9:16am On Nov 17, 2009
d poster try na. but the joke na butter joke.
Re: Simple Spelling by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Nov 17, 2009
u don dey yarn like say u dey use butter chop bread angry grin grin

lol
segun how u dey na? how life?? its been a while , . ,
take care of urself

****cheers********* wink shocked

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