Take this also . . . . .


I can't keep laughing alone. . .


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The youngest son in the family asked his father, Daddy, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'reality" Dad: I will show you. He turned to his wife and asked: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for two million dollars?" Wife: Yes. I would never waste such an Opportunity to become a millionaire. Then dad turned to his daughter: Would you sleep with Will Smith for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Yes. That is my fantasy. Dad turned to his older son: Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 million dollars? Son: Yes. Imagine what I would do with 1 million. Dad to his youngest son: You see "potentially' we are sitting on 4 million. But in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay. My son, you see what money can do. Please be cautious

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Its Crazy right?

allboyz:

Its Crazy right?

errr. . . . No!

Moyola:

errr. . . . No!

Lol How do you mean?

Anoda plzzz

Moyola:

Anoda plzzz

Don't worry . . im gonna drop it soon, . . .about the "LIE CLOCK JOKE i posted earlier?

get your copy below. . . .

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Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What
are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella.
"And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi
Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only
two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's
clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan


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please see a doctor after reading so that the Docs could check your ribs.

Cheers and have fun!

Who the heck put this wack jokes on here.I am not even laughing!!

haba nairalanders,

SeanT21:

Who the heck put this wack jokes on here.I am not even laughing!!

I know what you need - u know how we do it right?

allboyz:

I know what you need - u know how we do it right?

NOPE~~~~Remind Me!!

the second joke is soo funny, lloll, hahahahah

sima:

the second joke is soo funny, lloll, hahahahah

SIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! My beloved Sister!!! Where have you been?

I go HONG KONG

dani1luv:

I go HONG KONG

ROTFLMAO

SeanT21:

NOPE~~~~Remind Me!!

nO wAhAlA . . .i will sure let u know . . .when i come around

dani1luv:

you wey u dey underground how you go come out

were u referring to me bro?

allboyz, I really like your name. It reminded me of a group of delicious dark chocolate guys lining up infront of me showing their hot Hot HOT DAMN HOT!!!! FLAMING HOT BODIES!!! DAMN. . . I can imagine that! SHAIT!

gab!

Im sorry. I cannot help it now. . .

sima:

the second joke is soo funny, lloll, hahahahah

yea.
vely vely funny.the clock (fan) will be at the highest speed.

hey sweety

How is she ur sweety?

gabrywyl:

allboyz, I really like your name. It reminded me of a group of delicious dark chocolate guys lining up infront of me showing their hot Hot HOT DAMN HOT!!!! FLAMING HOT BODIES!!! DAMN. . . I can imagine that! SHAIT!

HaHa . . .well thanks for the compliments . . . .im exactly the same HOT DARK CHOCOLATE GUY . . .But Hey,i have got a girlfriend who happens to be a Nairalander and your good friend too . . .she told me about you in the Joke section . . .i hope she doesn't see your post . . .

SIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! My beloved Sister!!! Where have you been?

ehmmm. . i've been reli busy Oo
School tied me down like goat. . . so i didnt have time 4 NL

sweetmum:


yea.
vely vely funny.the clock (fan) will be at the highest speed.

lmao. . lloll, tru dat

Hahaha . . . who posted the Joke? Its very Funny HAHAHAHA . . .

Wait o0o . . It looks like am the one . . .LMAO

allboyz:

HaHa . . .well thanks for the compliments . . . .im exactly the same HOT DARK CHOCOLATE GUY . . .But Hey,i have got a girlfriend who happens to be a Nairalander and your good friend too . . .she told me about you in the Joke section . . .i hope she doesn't see your post . . .

No be say I wanna toast you now. I just said your name dey reminded me of that naa. You know ma bobo has that now. Uve seen his pic.

gabrywyl:

No be say I wanna toast you now. I just said your name dey reminded me of that naa. You know ma bobo has that now. Uve seen his pic.

lol . . . Just Kidding . . . Thanks though for your compliments

i see you bobo pics na . , but u no show us him face . , why u cover him face?