A woman writes to the IT Technical support
Guy..

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,
MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 8.1...

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging
5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What
can I do?

Signed,........ ............... .


Reply...


DEAR Madam,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.


Please enter command:

ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Hot Looks 8.7.

Good Luck Madam!

IT SUPPORT DESK

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Nyc 1