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Lesson From This Joke: Screen Saver by FreshGreen: 10:40pm On May 07, 2015
LESSON FROM THIS FUNNY JOKE
Screen saver!

A rich man died and immediately found his soul at the gate of heaven. The angel at the gate told him, “Now you are dead and you are here for judgment. You didn’t serve God well with all your heart, but because of all the great and good efforts you made for humanity when you were alive, I will give you uncommon privilege. You have the chance to choose where you want to go, hell or heaven.” The rich man asked the angel to permit him to have a look of both heaven and hell before he could make a choice. The angel permitted him, so he allowed him to first view hell.

When the angel took the rich man to hell, he saw beautiful ladies wearing swimming kits, dancing and having fun with glasses of wine. Then the angel took him to see heaven, there he saw angels singing hymns and praising God. So the angel asked the rich man to make a choice. The rich man said, “I will prefer hell, it is fun and more exciting there, let me go to hell” Then the angel said, “According to your decision.”

The rich man was thrown into hell, and to his greatest surprise he found himself in the flames of fire with furnace raining upon him and demons ready to torment him for ever. The rich man cried to the angel, “What happened? Where are those beautiful girls having fun that I saw here before?” The holy angel replied, “What you saw then was just a screensaver”

This a joke, because no choice or repentance after death, it is judgment. Hebrews 9:27. But this shows how Satan deceives people with the things of this world.

Whatever you see in this world are mere screensaver; the fun, fame, fancy, fashion, and fortune are empty screensaver that have nothing to profit the real you, which is your soul. Do not sell yourself to sin because of earthly pleasure and position and then find yourself in eternal pain and plaque. Why will you give a permanent heavenly paradise for a passing earthly possession? Don't be a fool. Do not exchange your soul to Satan just for screen-saving something that can't last as your soul. Don't be silly.

Your soul is the real you, your soul will last forever just as God will be forever, and just as Satan will be forever; if you surrender your life to Jesus Christ and follow Him till the end, you will last with God forever in heaven and in pleasure; but if you remain in sin or fall back into sin, you will be forever with Satan in hellfire, and in pain. YOU HAVE THE CHOICE NOW!

Luke 16: 24 Then he cried and said, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.’ 25 But Abraham said, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things; but now he is comforted and you are tormented.

Matthew 16: 26. “For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul?”

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Re: Lesson From This Joke: Screen Saver by ijobaooorun(m): 11:30pm On May 07, 2015
To be candid... that joke was touching

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