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Knowledge Is Worth As Much As Gold by murtaj(m): 8:36am On May 08, 2015
During a robbery in Hong Kong, the bank
robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the
Government. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept”
Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not
a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA trained) told the older
robber (who only completed Year 6 in primary
school):
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money
it will take us a long time to count. Tonight,
the TV news will tell us how much we robbed
from the bank!"
This is called "Experience”
Nowadays, experience is more important than
paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager
told the bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the
bank for ourselves and add it to the $70
million that we have previously embezzled
from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is
a robbery every month."
This is called "Changing priority”
Personal Happiness is more important than
your job”.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100
million was taken from the bank. The robbers
counted and counted and counted, but they
could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20
million. The bank manager took $80 million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as
gold!"
simple morally lesson :: Education. is the best policy

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Re: Knowledge Is Worth As Much As Gold by Areacode213: 9:16am On May 08, 2015
Pacy racy hilarious script. But education and white-collar crimes aren't necessarily equivalent These things eventually come out in the wash wit credible law enforcement Funny plot though @ provocative lady and focus
Re: Knowledge Is Worth As Much As Gold by murtaj(m): 4:41pm On May 08, 2015
Areacode213:
Pacy racy hilarious script. But education and white-collar crimes aren't necessarily equivalent These things eventually come out in the wash wit credible law enforcement Funny plot though @ provocative lady and focus
hmmmmm

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