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His Experience With His Wife by ozzugworlee(m): 8:49pm On May 11, 2015 |
In an oil company, this man was about to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife called him on phone. On phone.... Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big surprise for u, I can't believe this. Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million. Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT. Husband: but I'm about to... Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME. Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come bak quick. Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract. The man quickly went home... Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was abt to receive a contract worth 30 million? Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers. Husband: R u pregnant? Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur contract. Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise? Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, u knw we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us. That Big rat that always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to remove it, I'm afraid of touching rats. ...if na u wat will u do |
Re: His Experience With His Wife by RoyalBlak007: 8:52pm On May 11, 2015 |
nah.......cant happen to me i dont av absurd dreams |
Re: His Experience With His Wife by donbenedict(m): 9:07pm On May 11, 2015 |
Lol by that time the slap I hav been savin since must hav finishd its phd program |
Re: His Experience With His Wife by kelvine(m): 9:30pm On May 11, 2015 |
No sane man will leave a contract of 30 million naira to attend to an unknown emergency except the man is already a billionaire. |
Re: His Experience With His Wife by OKUCHI11(m): 10:16pm On May 11, 2015 |
justified beating |
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