Good morning to you all,I hope you all had a pleasant night. So I saw this on Facebook this morning and decided to share it with the NL familia

If you didn't do these things as a kid in Nigeria maybe na boti you be

― If you didn't kill earthworm
with salt.

― If you didn't play rubber
band.

― If you never bathed in the
rain.

― If nobody told you about
India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the
couch and wake
up on the bed

― if u didn't throw your milk
tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and
give you new ones.

― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.

― If you didn't act film in
uncompleted building or under
bed
with friends.

― If you never flew a kite.

--- If you didn't use ur two legs to
build houses with sand.

--- If u didn't write ur name on
paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.

---If u didn't close d fridge door
really slowly to see when d
lights went off.

--- If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b whiter

--- If u neva heard of a ghost dat
stays under
mango trees @nights

--- If u didn't drive a single car
Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!

--- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in
ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.

--- If u never did mama and papa
play i.e. cooking grass nd
sand without fire.

--- If you didn't play table soccer.
with bottle
cover.....

.....then I guess ur Childhood
wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do


Did you know

It is not jangilova
epo motor? ,it is JINGLE OVER
LIKE A MOTOR!!
I bet u didn't know
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now

I am sure 99.9% of adults that grew up in Nigeria dont know that the nursery rhyme
"sandalili sandalili" its
actually "standard living
standard living".

The song in
church saying "o sing o sing o,
praise d Lord", is actually " o
sing my soul and praise d Lord.

I know u are smiling and singing it now again,
Confess.! are u guilty?
hahahaha! keep sharing d fun
and laugh it off.

Jesus died over
2000 yrs ago and till now nobody has
calls Him the "late Jesus",
not even thee devil. Nowhere in
history! He is still the Living God!ll


I hope this will put smiles on your faces this morning


Good morning once again

Mtscheeeew, my guy you are behind schedule. This suff is older than naija democracy.

xpac01:
Mtscheeeew, my guy you are behind schedule. This suff is older than naija democracy.

Me just dey do remembrance