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Job Opportunities by tytylayor: 8:48am On Feb 09, 2009 |
Exciting Job Opportunities in the Niger Delta Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory. This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are: Area Head, Kidnapping: The successful applicant is expected to possess the following competencies: 1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage) 2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German 3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos 4) Ability to swim in deep waters |
Re: Job Opportunities by sylve11: 10:46am On Feb 09, 2009 |
this will be an added advantage ''15 yrs of handling Ak47''. |
Re: Job Opportunities by Ben13: 10:48am On Feb 09, 2009 |
and also a professional rapist |
Re: Job Opportunities by disease(m): 10:49am On Feb 09, 2009 |
Up Niger-Delta |
Re: Job Opportunities by Gabry(f): 11:00am On Feb 09, 2009 |
Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory. This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are: 1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage) I come from Malaysia and its a Muslim country parelel to the Al-qaeda so you think its acceptable? I hope so ooo cause I would really like this job. Its my dream 2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German Im very good in ENglish, Italian and German but not the other two but I promise to learn cause Im a quick learner. 3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos Im both Oyinbo and Albino. How come I no fit know now?
Chai! Nansense. U throw me anywhere in sea, I fit float no matter what! So I guess Im qualified! How do I proceeed? |
Re: Job Opportunities by lordmassac(m): 11:32am On Feb 09, 2009 |
employ me make i massacre all the albinos sorry i mean oyinbos |
Re: Job Opportunities by tytylayor: 3:16pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. |
Re: Job Opportunities by dani1luv: 3:22pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
"[img]http://.com/Smileys/default/grin.gif[/img]" |
Re: Job Opportunities by tytylayor: 3:42pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
tnx 4 d tit |
Re: Job Opportunities by sylve11: 3:49pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
ololumi, how are u? |
Re: Job Opportunities by dani1luv: 3:52pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
Olomi means = sumone who sells water [img]http://.com/Smileys/default/wink.gif[/img] |
Re: Job Opportunities by tytylayor: 3:53pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
am doin great nna |
Re: Job Opportunities by tytylayor: 3:55pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
dani na u sabi dat one o, we r ololumi |
Re: Job Opportunities by Lolabbey: 3:55pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
i fear 4 dis kin job ooo yfy tel ur sylv 2 b creful ooo,he is stepin on my toes |
Re: Job Opportunities by Ben13: 3:55pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
**stanley wants to take his advantage of knowing the MD, tytylayor in getting the job faster.** he has started by calling her bedroom names |
Re: Job Opportunities by Gabry(f): 3:56pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
In that case Tyty, am all suitable for the job. When do I start? |
Re: Job Opportunities by Ben13: 4:02pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
dani1luv: |
Re: Job Opportunities by dani1luv: 4:05pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
@ gabby With immediate Effect |
Re: Job Opportunities by Ben13: 4:31pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
without any interview? anyways, tyty has the final say |
Re: Job Opportunities by Gabry(f): 4:33pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
Thanks Dani, I shall hunt all "toot" dudes without mercy |
Re: Job Opportunities by Lolabbey: 4:34pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
@ben, 4 whch language olomi means ------------------ |
Re: Job Opportunities by Ben13: 4:44pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
yoruba na I thought you are yoruba |
Re: Job Opportunities by YarisMan(m): 4:50pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
Gabby may not be good for the job, She is an albino herself. Gabby, pls resign now. Oh sorry u've not resumed. |
Re: Job Opportunities by Lolabbey: 4:55pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
ohhh sorry,didnt get it rite earlier oni omi----loomi.now i got it olomi here means dearest |
Re: Job Opportunities by Ben13: 5:05pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
YarisMan:until tyty comes |
Re: Job Opportunities by Gabry(f): 5:21pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
YarisMan link=topic=231198. msg3446969#msg3446969 date=1234194648] Tyty has already agreed. She emailed me just now. |
Re: Job Opportunities by Ben13: 5:26pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
so you got those qualities mentioned above all your teddies must hear this |
Re: Job Opportunities by dani1luv: 7:39pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
especially the pink one Y-hu$tler stole |
Re: Job Opportunities by sylve11: 7:43pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
Dani i know sey na u be ODUDUWA, the father of yoruba. But i beg no spoil how me my wife take see ololumi as. |
Re: Job Opportunities by Gabry(f): 2:37am On Feb 10, 2009 |
Ben20001: Of course I do and my teddy's all know about this ooo. . . dani1luv: The Pink one is a Fashion Designer and she dont care shait about this naa |
Re: Job Opportunities by YHUsTLER(m): 6:50am On Feb 10, 2009 |
I CAN COOK HOT WATER ONLY!!! |
Re: Job Opportunities by Gabry(f): 7:40am On Feb 10, 2009 |
Wha As a guy, you should know how to cook |
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