Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory.

This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are:
Area Head, Kidnapping: The successful applicant is expected to possess the following competencies:

1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage)

2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German

3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos

4) Ability to swim in deep waters

dani1luv:

Olomi means = sumone who sells water [img]http://.com/Smileys/default/wink.gif[/img]

YarisMan:

Gabby may not be good for the job, She is an albino herself.

Gabby, pls resign now. Oh sorry u've not resumed.

YarisMan link=topic=231198. msg3446969#msg3446969 date=1234194648]
Gabby may not be good for the job, She is an albino herself.

Gabby, pls resign now. Oh sorry u've not resumed.
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Huh? But. . . But. . . (sniff) (sniff) (Sniff) (Sniff)


WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I no friend you oooo. . . . . . So wetin about Albino's. I have the strenght to do work ooo. . .

[quote author=Ben20001:

until tyty comes

Ben20001:


so you got those qualities mentioned above


_{all your teddies must hear this}

dani1luv:

especially the pink one Y-hu$tler stole