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100 Kisses by olamide93(f): 6:44pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife, Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month the global market crises has affected , me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are mysweetheart. Your loving husband. His wife replied, Sweetheart Dearest,Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses, 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses. 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or3 kisses instead of the rent 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand. 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I'm hoping it sustains us for the-rest-of- month, |
Re: 100 Kisses by bright007(f): 7:15pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: 100 Kisses by bunmioguns(m): 7:44pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
bright007: You blind? @Op, Nice Joke, kip it up 1 Like |
Re: 100 Kisses by bright007(f): 7:56pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
@bunmioguns:he be like say u drink d water wey dem give u make u take baff. BUSH PIG! |
Re: 100 Kisses by bunmioguns(m): 8:36pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
bright007: *Ignore the SCUMBAG* |
Re: 100 Kisses by bright007(f): 10:25pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
I havnt got time for riff-raff like u. Bush pig! 1 Like |
Re: 100 Kisses by bunmioguns(m): 3:52am On Dec 03, 2011 |
bright007: hahaha, Olodo , abeg go and form ur own and stop copying Bin, Atole |
Re: 100 Kisses by toygod2: 10:14pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
When dd kisses turn to a medium of balancing debt..NICE YOKE THO |
Re: 100 Kisses by Homar(m): 6:52am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Nice joke |
Re: 100 Kisses by JojoArmani(m): 7:26am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Nice Joke jare. . . . Bunmi and bright una too get time. |
Re: 100 Kisses by Nobody: 4:10pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: Nice Joke jare. . . . Bunmi and bright una too get time. Don't mind the two lesibians fighting over a kitty |
Re: 100 Kisses by bunmioguns(m): 6:51pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:. @Mogulo. .. You are a vely vely vely . . . . . . . . .Bush Frog |
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