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100 Kisses by olamide93(f): 6:44pm On Dec 02, 2011
A husband working abroad wrote to his
wife,
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month the global
market crises has affected
, me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are mysweetheart.
Your loving husband.

His wife replied, Sweetheart Dearest,Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses,
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or3 kisses instead of the rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I'm hoping it sustains us for the-rest-of- month,
Re: 100 Kisses by bright007(f): 7:15pm On Dec 02, 2011
Where is d joke?
Re: 100 Kisses by bunmioguns(m): 7:44pm On Dec 02, 2011
bright007:

Where is d joke?

You blind?

@Op, Nice Joke, kip it up

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Re: 100 Kisses by bright007(f): 7:56pm On Dec 02, 2011
@bunmioguns:he be like say u drink d water wey dem give u make u take baff.






















BUSH PIG!
Re: 100 Kisses by bunmioguns(m): 8:36pm On Dec 02, 2011
bright007:

@bunmioguns:he be like say u drink d water wey dem give u make u take baff.











BUSH PIG!

*Ignore the SCUMBAG*
Re: 100 Kisses by bright007(f): 10:25pm On Dec 02, 2011
I havnt got time for riff-raff like u.




















Bush pig!

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Re: 100 Kisses by bunmioguns(m): 3:52am On Dec 03, 2011
bright007:

I havnt got time for riff-raff like u.




















Bush pig!






hahaha, Olodo , abeg go and form ur own and stop copying Bin, Atole tongue
Re: 100 Kisses by toygod2: 10:14pm On Jul 08, 2012
When dd kisses turn to a medium of balancing debt..NICE YOKE THO grin
Re: 100 Kisses by Homar(m): 6:52am On Jul 09, 2012
Nice joke
Re: 100 Kisses by JojoArmani(m): 7:26am On Jul 09, 2012
Nice Joke jare. . . . Bunmi and bright una too get time.
Re: 100 Kisses by Nobody: 4:10pm On Jul 09, 2012
Jojo Armani: Nice Joke jare. . . . Bunmi and bright una too get time.

Don't mind the two lesibians fighting over a kitty
Re: 100 Kisses by bunmioguns(m): 6:51pm On Jul 09, 2012
MOGUL.O:


Don't mind the two lesibians fighting over a kitty
.
@Mogulo. .. You are a vely vely vely
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.Bush Frog

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