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Confession by Benheart1(m): 3:03pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
A PRETTY GIRL WENT TO CHURCH, TO MAKE A CONFESSION TO A PRIEST. THE MAN ASKED HER WHAT THE MATTER IS. SHE THEN SAID MY BOYFRIEND DID SOMETHING BAD TO ME. THE PASTOR NOW KISSED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U? SHE SAID NO, HE HUGGED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U? SHE SAID NO, HE NOW PULLED OFF HER CLOTH AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U? SHE SAID NO, HE NOW MADE LOVE TO HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U? SHE SAID NO, AND THEN HE NOW SAID WHAT IS THE THING HE DID THAT IS MAKING U TO BE CRYING? THEN THE GIRL SAID "HE GAVE ME AIDS." THE PASTOR, THEN FAINTED, |
Re: Confession by iice(f): 3:06pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
Hhehehehe i have heard this joke before |
Re: Confession by accamfacy(m): 3:08pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
i have'nt hard anything i need to hear more |
Re: Confession by Necorios(m): 5:06pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
That pastor just signed his own death warrant! Too bad! |
Re: Confession by EmemJU(f): 10:19pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
Hahaha! Serves him right. |
Re: Confession by hayprof(m): 11:39pm On Sep 16, 2006 |
THEN FAINTED, LMAO, Who End Am? |
Re: Confession by babonboard(f): 12:12pm On Sep 18, 2006 |
heheheheheheheheheh serves him right |
Re: Confession by Gradonz: 2:43am On Oct 01, 2006 |
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa must av been a randy pastor. Devil really dealt wt him. Must av had his field day. |
Re: Confession by kiki(f): 3:51am On Oct 01, 2006 |
Pastor Pastor Pastor the pastor was just avin a lil fun i guess it turned out to be somthin else maybe pastor was Hot at dat time |
Re: Confession by Orlaitan: 7:02pm On Oct 04, 2006 |
Dats extreme 4 a man of God!. |
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