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My Testimony by chubbymax(m): 2:21am On May 15, 2015
POWERFUL TESTIMONY ------- Please thank God
wt me. They attacked me @ about 2:30am this
morning. They came into my room while I was
sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved
across d room towards me,as I got up, I
remembered d scripture that says 'He has not
given us d spirit of fear.... As one of them came at
me to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself.
I quickly struck! The second one also jumped at
me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My
neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was
emerging from my room and where wondering
what was happening. I eventually hit d second one
too, my hands were stained wt blood. They lay still
I wondered if they were still alive, but when I
looked at them on the floor, I found out that one
was still moving, I struck again & this time I hit
harder wt anger. That was how I killed d two giant
mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood.

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