As you all know I do mind my business and that was what I was quietly doing when my dad's sister Which is supposed to be my aunt called that I should come and collect some drugs for my dad. Although I felt reluctant but I had to go later. On entering her compound I saw a big male Turkey and a female one, they were probably exchanging love vows when I entered. As I was proceeding to the main house the male Turkey ran after me and puffed up it's feathers like agege bread,

I knew it will Peck on me forcefully so I quickly removed my palm slippers and tried to scare it away but it didn't flinch rather it kept moving it's head in acrobatics like when Jay Jay okocha his doing some leg overs ,then I made the big mistake of throwing the first blow, I slapped the Turkey heavily on the head with my slippers. It got so angry and charged after me thank God I was already close to the gate, I quickly opened the gate and slammed it behind me in slept seconds I narrowly missed it's perk.

While outside the gate I could hear some female voices laughing, I felt so embarrassed and humiliated that a common bird chased me out Anyway I will wait patiently for my aunt to bring her two legs to our house then I will gladly unleash my GS on her

Even if jumia agrees to start selling common sense, some peoples just can't afford it.

Borrussia:
Even if jumia agrees to start selling common sense, some peoples just can't afford it.

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Borrussia:
Even if jumia agrees to start selling common sense, some peoples just can't afford it.

LWTMB.
@OP chai! you ran from turkey? Na so life dey sweet you?

ATMC:
LWTMB.
@OP chai! you ran from turkey? Na so life dey sweet you?

Ah... na soo.. still can't believe that happened to me today

Bros, you can lie ooo. How you take snap those pictures? I tot you wia chased out? So how come?

Tydies:
Bros, you can lie ooo. How you take snap those pictures? I tot you wia chased out? So how come?

I put the pics for ppl to know the Turkey I was referring to and to let them know how the scenario looked like

The turkey de protest the selfie naaa

Turkeys can be very dangerous.After one gave me the chase of my life one christmas l learnt to never come near them

Ezenwammadu:
Turkeys can be very dangerous.After one gave me the chase of my life one christmas l learnt to never come near them

Now you see. One girl that calls her self ATM done dey yab me since because of this not knowing that those Turkey can be crazy some times

Ebon, you too dey fear. Common turkey dey chase you and you dey run, the thing that I'll kill with one hand.

Karleb:
Ebon, you too dey fear. Common turkey dey chase you and you dey run, the thing that I'll kill with one hand.

I Don hear you o, it's like you haven't experienced this before

I guess the FEMALE TURKEY has had enough of YOU

She fought back