[img]http://www.humorclux.ml/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/iStock_000011562034XSmall2.jpg[/img]A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife..
"Audience was in shock and silence. He added " she was my mother". (A big round of applause and laughter)
Mumuni who was part of the audience decided to try crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the KITCHEN "best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife", Mumuni stood still for a while, trying to recall the second line of the speaker.
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from BURNS OF BOILING WATER!!

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