1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started M stoning it.....
11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe
12. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....
13. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM...

Yawns