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An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by Stancity(m): 12:02am On May 20, 2015
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k....

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...
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Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no: 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"

Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k" cheesy
The annoyed lawyer goes back and returned after a few days to recover his money...
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Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed) embarassed embarassed embarassed : "This is kerosene. You gave this to me the last time for restoring my taste"

Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back.
Give me 20k" cheesy
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
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Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"

Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" wink

Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" shocked

Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me 20k" cheesy

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You can't beat an Igbo man.................. IGBO KWENUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by ddaammyy(f): 12:21am On May 20, 2015
:DNow that's some common sense! Lol
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by oppybouy(m): 12:39am On May 20, 2015
loool
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by Nobody: 12:44am On May 20, 2015
oshi
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by Physika(f): 9:13pm On Jun 11, 2015
Nna ehn..

Dis so 4ny,,

*2nd.Tot* dis actually a busines idea
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by faisal313: 9:42pm On Jun 11, 2015
verry funny
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by Stancity(m): 9:42am On Jun 12, 2015
Physika:
Nna ehn..

Dis so 4ny,,

*2nd.Tot* dis actually a busines idea
Lolzz..




Warning:: Dnt try this in real life!!! cheesy

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