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Igbo Man Sense by leksy07(m): 10:53pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong account number via Mobile Money Transfer.He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with this: He sent a message to the person's phone saying. "Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are ok. I believe u have received the money I sent to u? It's for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight 12am. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for your shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and another 2 weeks later the next person close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of animal to deliver your various assignments. Remember to come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20 minutes. Please remember that you must not come a minute late nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got an sms saying, wow, pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested....The Igbo Man Fainted |
Re: Igbo Man Sense by asadike(f): 11:16pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Lol, I can't stop laughing o |
Re: Igbo Man Sense by marveangel(m): 11:35pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
This is what happens when Chukwudi jams Akpos |
Re: Igbo Man Sense by Nobody: 2:42am On Apr 20, 2015 |
This is funny. We desperate ghan. Something like this happened to my neighbor. He kept a huge sum of money in his house but it was stolen my some members in his compound.And that was a really important cash. He was really desperate. So he decided to scare them. He brought a piece of cloth with a rope and started tying things on it, paper,wood,leather, oil,shoe, weave, charcoal,iron, then kept it in the front of his door. Before the week ran out the money was returned back to him. |
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