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Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by NewNigeriaMind: 11:53am On May 21, 2015
Lol...


Just stroking the emotions of my brothers from the south east grin

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Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by NewNigeriaMind: 11:56am On May 21, 2015
This dude on NL even claimed most of those Ladipo boys have Phd cheesy


Well today is joke Thursday shocked

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Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by Super1Star: 11:59am On May 21, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Even Chinedu running 100metres dash in traffic to sell gala, has PhD. Likewise Shidinma selling ugwu.

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Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by Blackfire(m): 12:16pm On May 21, 2015
Seun... Where is that dislike botton. @op se owa alright?
Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by Nobody: 12:18pm On May 21, 2015
Haters have started again!
Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by OduaVanguard: 12:28pm On May 21, 2015
You people should allow them celebrate their "Aba-made" PhDs Jo. Nothing authentic comes from the SE -- all na "Ofege" (fake). Na today? Abeg free Emeka and his people as they celebrate their "China" certs. At all at all na im bad grin

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Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by patrick89(m): 12:34pm On May 21, 2015
OduaVanguard:
You people should allow them celebrate their "Aba-made" PhDs Jo. Nothing authentic comes from the SE -- all na "Ofege" (fake). Na today? Abeg free Emeka and his people as they celebrate their "China" certs. At all at all na im bad grin
oluyole product. Mismanagement gene incorporated dirty incorporated, ritual criminal incorporated, fraud incorporated tiger face incorporated, lazy holes incorporated! Etc
Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by OduaVanguard: 12:41pm On May 21, 2015
patrick89:
oluyole product. Mismanagement gene incorporated dirty incorporated, ritual criminal incorporated, fraud incorporated tiger face incorporated, lazy holes incorporated! Etc

Easy bro, na so e pain you reach? ? All because I rightly called your Aba-made PhDs "China"? But I also said at all at all na im bad, why didn't you acknowledge that and praise me? You should consider anger management classes bro. You have a hot temper. cheesy

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Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by FKO81(m): 12:55pm On May 21, 2015
OduaVanguard:
You people should allow them celebrate their "Aba-made" PhDs Jo. Nothing authentic comes from the SE -- all na "Ofege" (fake). Na today? Abeg free Emeka and his people as they celebrate their "China" certs. At all at all na im bad grin
[b]Your region is sinking you're here consoling yourself. I hope you have read this?
[/b?

[b]Emerging trend of social almajiri in Yorubaland
By Hakeem Jamiu

There is a social malaise which is gradually creeping into the lexicon of Yorubaland and this is the ugly spectre of hungry children begging for food and alms at social events. Older women are equally not left out in this ugly but strange practice in Yorubaland. It is strange in Yorubaland because the concept of almajiri which simply means street urchin is common in the Northern part of the country. Yorubas use to refer derisively to anybody soliciting for arms in Yorubaland in the olden days as almajiri. The almajiri of the North are usually children between the age bracket of 7 and 20 in most cases. Almajiris are so desperate for food that any unsuspecting visitor to the Northern part of the country who goes to a restaurant to eat but mistakenly left his food to wash his hands is likely to lose such to waiting almajiris before he comes back for the food.


I first noticed this ugly trend at a ceremony I attended a few months ago at Ayetoro Ekiti. Elderly and middle aged able bodied women from Kwara, Osun and Oyo states invaded the burial ceremony uninvited and were embarrassing guests who refused to give them money. Also noticeable were children with their begging bowls who thronged the venue of the ceremony soliciting for left over food and alms. The children were a pitiable sight. Poverty was clearly written on their faces. I have attended many social functions after that and the same trend was noticeable. But I became worried a few days ago, when I attended the burial ceremony of a friend's father in Ilesha , Osun State . They came in various groups and employ different methods in soliciting for alms. There were the elderly women who were busy harassing guests in the name of praise singing and would not leave until you part with money, there were the men with their public address system which they use in praise singing but which is disturbance and yet, there were Yoruba children in the mould of almajiris with their begging bowls scrambling for left-over and at the same time soliciting for alms.


Fellow guests on my table at the event who were also journalists expressed their concern in unison about the growing trend of almajiri of various categories in Yorubaland. They all agreed that it has become a social problem. We started discussing and realised that the culture of begging in the mould of almajiris is alien to Yoruba culture. In those days before the advent of the British, the Yorubas are a proud people known for their hard work and industry. They practiced hoe agriculture and were well known as traders and for their crafts. Yoruba artists have produced masterpieces of woodcarving and bronze casting, some of which date from as early as the 13th century. Many of Nigeria 's best-known artists and writers are Yoruba. Other occupation of the Yorubas at that time were drumming and masquerading which would now be called showbiz. They engage in all the foregoing occupation but a Yoruba man or woman (able bodied) would not beg for alms as it is considered shameful and something akin to a curse. The Yorubas cherish their oriki (folklore) which is a poetic version of eulogizing the exploits of their progenitors which is an incentive for them to excel and even surpass their progenitors. The Yorubas have harsh words for lazy people. Such people are objects of ridicule and butt of jokes in the society. With this background, it is understandable why we became worried with the array of beggars at the Ilesha ceremony.


After leaving the party, I reflected on the scenario of the almajiris in Ilesha and I was able to draw a relationship between Political almajiris and social almajiris. I discovered that social almajiri had its root in the advent of the politics of do -or-die introduced into the political lexicon of Yorubaland by apostles of mainstream politics especially ex-President Obasanjo. The grand Patron of political almajiris who recently passed away was Chief Lamidi Adedibu. Many have argued that his death has led to the proliferation of almajiris in Yorubaland. This is because those he hitherto dole handouts to must look for other means of survival since he is no more. These political almajiris are ready to exchange their mothers for few coins. A new political class of men without integrity and anything goes was created and they became political almajiris who survive on crumbs from their masters. They would rig, kill, maim and do all sort of things to acquire political power. With the ascension of these men in power, good governance became a thing of the past. Our collective patrimony was squandered by these political almajiris. Nigeria has never been so blessed with petro dollar with oil selling for $156 dollars per barrel but Nigeria has never been so poor with a chunk of the population living below poverty line. So versions of the political almajiris are the social almajiris that now invade ceremonies in Yorubaland. With these children begging for alms, a ready made market for thuggery and other social vices is assured. The activities of the beggars are not limited to parties. At bus stops in our cities, it is a common sight to see women most of who are still in their mid thirties, who would strap a baby at their backs and approach men with stories of despair to solicit for alms. Many of them would end up in bed with such men. This is another brand of alamajiri and these are Yoruba women. A violent version of almajiri but which is gradually being tackled in Lagos is the 'Area Boys' syndrome. These are Yoruba street urchins who are semi- armed robbers.


The underlying factor in this new trend is failure of the Nigerian State on one part and the laziness on the part of these women. Most of them don't want to work, In those days, when everybody's occupation was farming you dare not beg. You must find something to do. But these days, our women and children are too lazy. It is either they steal or beg. In most cases a mother and child become almajiris at social events. So the question now is can a Yoruba man now refer derisively to a Hausa beggar as almajiri when we have many of them now in Yorubaland? The answer is no! This trend must be arrested before it goes out of hand. The almajiris in the North these days engage in novel forms of drug abuse like sniffing of gutter water to get intoxicated, sniffing of adhesives and other drugs so that they are ever ready to unleash terror on the rest of the society whenever they are called upon to do so by the political wing of almajiris. I strongly recommend that guests at public functions must stop encouraging almajiris by giving them money.


But can government which itself owns the political wing of almajiris arrest this trend? Time will tell.
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Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by RareDiamond: 1:01pm On May 21, 2015
Yorubas are backward and are living in past glory. I am not surprised that the northern almajiri social vice is taking root in yoruba land.

This is indeed funny.

FKO81:

[b]Your region is sinking your here consoling yourself. I hope you have read this/
[/b?

[b]Emerging trend of social almajiri in Yorubaland
By Hakeem Jamiu

There is a social malaise which is gradually creeping into the lexicon of Yorubaland and this is the ugly spectre of hungry children begging for food and alms at social events. Older women are equally not left out in this ugly but strange practice in Yorubaland. It is strange in Yorubaland because the concept of almajiri which simply means street urchin is common in the Northern part of the country. Yorubas use to refer derisively to anybody soliciting for arms in Yorubaland in the olden days as almajiri. The almajiri of the North are usually children between the age bracket of 7 and 20 in most cases. Almajiris are so desperate for food that any unsuspecting visitor to the Northern part of the country who goes to a restaurant to eat but mistakenly left his food to wash his hands is likely to lose such to waiting almajiris before he comes back for the food.


I first noticed this ugly trend at a ceremony I attended a few months ago at Ayetoro Ekiti. Elderly and middle aged able bodied women from Kwara, Osun and Oyo states invaded the burial ceremony uninvited and were embarrassing guests who refused to give them money. Also noticeable were children with their begging bowls who thronged the venue of the ceremony soliciting for left over food and alms. The children were a pitiable sight. Poverty was clearly written on their faces. I have attended many social functions after that and the same trend was noticeable. But I became worried a few days ago, when I attended the burial ceremony of a friend's father in Ilesha , Osun State . They came in various groups and employ different methods in soliciting for alms. There were the elderly women who were busy harassing guests in the name of praise singing and would not leave until you part with money, there were the men with their public address system which they use in praise singing but which is disturbance and yet, there were Yoruba children in the mould of almajiris with their begging bowls scrambling for left-over and at the same time soliciting for alms.


Fellow guests on my table at the event who were also journalists expressed their concern in unison about the growing trend of almajiri of various categories in Yorubaland. They all agreed that it has become a social problem. We started discussing and realised that the culture of begging in the mould of almajiris is alien to Yoruba culture. In those days before the advent of the British, the Yorubas are a proud people known for their hard work and industry. They practiced hoe agriculture and were well known as traders and for their crafts. Yoruba artists have produced masterpieces of woodcarving and bronze casting, some of which date from as early as the 13th century. Many of Nigeria 's best-known artists and writers are Yoruba. Other occupation of the Yorubas at that time were drumming and masquerading which would now be called showbiz. They engage in all the foregoing occupation but a Yoruba man or woman (able bodied) would not beg for alms as it is considered shameful and something akin to a curse. The Yorubas cherish their oriki (folklore) which is a poetic version of eulogizing the exploits of their progenitors which is an incentive for them to excel and even surpass their progenitors. The Yorubas have harsh words for lazy people. Such people are objects of ridicule and butt of jokes in the society. With this background, it is understandable why we became worried with the array of beggars at the Ilesha ceremony.


After leaving the party, I reflected on the scenario of the almajiris in Ilesha and I was able to draw a relationship between Political almajiris and social almajiris. I discovered that social almajiri had its root in the advent of the politics of do -or-die introduced into the political lexicon of Yorubaland by apostles of mainstream politics especially ex-President Obasanjo. The grand Patron of political almajiris who recently passed away was Chief Lamidi Adedibu. Many have argued that his death has led to the proliferation of almajiris in Yorubaland. This is because those he hitherto dole handouts to must look for other means of survival since he is no more. These political almajiris are ready to exchange their mothers for few coins. A new political class of men without integrity and anything goes was created and they became political almajiris who survive on crumbs from their masters. They would rig, kill, maim and do all sort of things to acquire political power. With the ascension of these men in power, good governance became a thing of the past. Our collective patrimony was squandered by these political almajiris. Nigeria has never been so blessed with petro dollar with oil selling for $156 dollars per barrel but Nigeria has never been so poor with a chunk of the population living below poverty line. So versions of the political almajiris are the social almajiris that now invade ceremonies in Yorubaland. With these children begging for alms, a ready made market for thuggery and other social vices is assured. The activities of the beggars are not limited to parties. At bus stops in our cities, it is a common sight to see women most of who are still in their mid thirties, who would strap a baby at their backs and approach men with stories of despair to solicit for alms. Many of them would end up in bed with such men. This is another brand of alamajiri and these are Yoruba women. A violent version of almajiri but which is gradually being tackled in Lagos is the 'Area Boys' syndrome. These are Yoruba street urchins who are semi- armed robbers.


The underlying factor in this new trend is failure of the Nigerian State on one part and the laziness on the part of these women. Most of them don't want to work, In those days, when everybody's occupation was farming you dare not beg. You must find something to do. But these days, our women and children are too lazy. It is either they steal or beg. In most cases a mother and child become almajiris at social events. So the question now is can a Yoruba man now refer derisively to a Hausa beggar as almajiri when we have many of them now in Yorubaland? The answer is no! This trend must be arrested before it goes out of hand. The almajiris in the North these days engage in novel forms of drug abuse like sniffing of gutter water to get intoxicated, sniffing of adhesives and other drugs so that they are ever ready to unleash terror on the rest of the society whenever they are called upon to do so by the political wing of almajiris. I strongly recommend that guests at public functions must stop encouraging almajiris by giving them money.


But can government which itself owns the political wing of almajiris arrest this trend? Time will tell.
[/b]

Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by FKO81(m): 1:07pm On May 21, 2015
This will also tell you their is fire on the mountain, My people says "use the day time to find black goat because when night comes you might end-up catching your own shadow".

[b]The crisis of Yoruba’s future

Ulli Beier: There was a short time in Nigerian history — between Independence and the first military coup — in which we lived through a period of great optimism. Financially the people of Nigeria were relatively well off, and they assumed that with independence, things were going to improve steadily. In the West, people believed in the benefits of universal free primary education. They were proud of being the “First in Africa” to have set up a television station. The University of Ibadan was functioning and had a good reputation. Night life was boisterous; people could afford to go out, drink beer and listen to really good bands. Even in Osogbo, which then had 120,000 inhabitants, one could hear three or four bands at weekends. The Yoruba Travelling Theatre was booming. A decade after independence, Biodun Jeyifo counted about a hundred Yoruba theatre companies —all managing to survive somehow off their performances. People actually preferred the theatre to the movies. But then, those were the days of Ogunde, Ogunmola, Duro Ladipo and the Orisun players. Where in the world could you find a comparable constellation?
Wole Soyinka: There was ferment!

Ulli Beier: There was no official planning; little government interference. It was a natural growth. If you now think back to this period, how do you view it with hindsight? Why does it appear to us now as a “golden age” rather than a mere beginning? (From Ulli Beier in conversation.)
Hmmm. Really. Why would a period that was supposed to be our beginning appear to us as actually the golden age? If the take-off of an aeroplane is the only memorable moment of the flight, then that journey is not just a farce, it is a tragedy. When a people have nowhere else to turn to with pride but the past, then they do not need to be reminded that generations after that “golden era” have all failed. And I am not talking about Nigeria now. I am talking about the old Western Nigeria from Ikeja through Benin to Sapele. Nothing can be more devastating for a pupil whose reputation of being the constant first in class is shredded by a distant competitor.

Ex-governor Peter Obi of Anambra State got me thinking. Two weeks ago, he was giving an account of his eight years stewardship and he announced some figures: N75 billion as credit balance in the state’s accounts and no debt over-hang. That figure, he said, included balance in savings and in investment. Then the big one: Anambra State under him invested in bonds issued by other state governments. Since he made that statement, I have not heard anyone say he lied. It was a combination of these that actually got me thinking —Anambra State that was not paying salaries post 1999, pre-2003; Anambra State of war and lawlessness in Chris Ngige era; the same Anambra that was home of violence and inexplicable crimes. Obi said the state he was leaving behind was not owing anybody a dime; rather, the state invested in bonds issued by other states! Then, I remembered that out of the six states in the South-West, only one has not gone to the Capital Market to take money through bond issuance. What has that told me? It means that my South-West is indebted to South East’s Anambra State — and that is serious. I know some partisan fellows will say ‘and so what?’ They can say so because for such fellows, the only reference they make to the past is using it to cover up the eczema of today. None of the founding fathers of Western Nigeria would ever imagine that a day would come when Yorubaland would owe Iboland.

Some international financial experts have warned that the current craze for bonds by African countries, including PDP’s Nigeria, will soon lead to what they call “Eurobond curse” just as the continent is wracked by “resource curse.” Some queer commentators would say the warning was directed at national governments. At the state level, the alarm bell should really sound louder. A recent report quoted Joseph Stightz, a Nobel prize-winning economist, as warning that “the financial sector loves to find people to prey on and their most recent prey are governments in developing countries.” The same is happening at the domestic level. Cash-strapped state governments should know that there are no friendly financial institutions. They are in business to make money and it does not matter how.

I do not know what economics is behind the current craze for bonds. Some are even saying bonds are no loans. What are they? Gifts? Won’t they pay back? And at what interest rate? They would even pay costs of the transaction — they call it ‘issue costs?’ Are there consultants packaging these bonds? If there are, who are they? What are their fees?

Yorubaland currently suffers unprecedented, unfortunate and insulting, venal shut-out in the affairs of the PDP Federal Government. The alternative regimes in the states ought to give reasons for hope, not debt over-hang. Nothing should be done by anyone to bond the race to a future of criminal servitude. Governments have to provide amenities, yes. But have we forgotten what our ancestors said about he that eats benefits derivable from a child even before that child is born? Exactly what Niyi Osundare described as “eating tomorrow’s yam today ”!

Western Nigeria started solid in the 1950s through the early 60s. Chief Obafemi Awolowo and his stellar team gave the West a solid foundation. They made their people first in Africa without hanging ‘slavery bond’ on their collective neck. But after them, what have we had? Public debt, private wealth! Whatever intervening disaster can still be remedied if only we resolve today to make the future more golden than the great start. We cannot do that by mortgaging the future to bonds of bondage.
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http://www.tribune.com.ng/columns/inside/monday-lines/item/1849-the-crisis-of-yoruba-s-future/1849-the-crisis-of-yoruba-s-future
See what is happening in Osun state today, tomorrow after smoking better-leaf you will come online to tell Nigerians that southwester states has the biggest GDP in Nigeria

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Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by OduaVanguard: 1:11pm On May 21, 2015
FKO81:

[b]Your region is sinking your here consoling yourself. I hope you have read this/
[/b?

were the elderly women who were busy harassing guests in the name of praise singing and would not leave until you part with money, there were the men with their public address system which they use in praise singing but which is disturbance and yet, there were Yoruba children in the mould of almajiris with their begging bowls scrambling for left-over and at the same time soliciting for alms.


Fellow guests on my table at the event who were also journalists expressed their concern in unison about the growing trend of almajiri of various categories in Yorubaland. They all agreed that it has become a social problem. We started discussing and realised that the culture of begging in the mould of almajiris is alien to Yoruba culture. In those days before the advent of the British, the Yorubas are a proud people known for their hard work and industry. They practiced hoe agriculture and were well known as traders and for their crafts. Yoruba artists have produced masterpieces of woodcarving and bronze casting, some of which date from as early as the 13th century. Many of Nigeria 's best-known artists and writers are Yoruba. Other occupation of the Yorubas at that time were drumming and masquerading which would now be called showbiz. They engage in all the foregoing occupation but a Yoruba man or woman (able bodied) would not beg for alms as it is considered shameful and something akin to a curse. The Yorubas cherish their oriki (folklore) which is a poetic version of eulogizing the exploits of their progenitors which is an incentive for them to excel and even surpass their progenitors. The Yorubas have harsh words for lazy people. Such people are objects of ridicule and butt of jokes in the society. With this background, it is understandable why we became worried with the array of beggars at the Ilesha ceremony.


After leaving the party, I reflected on the scenario of the almajiris in Ilesha and I was able to draw a relationship between Political almajiris and social almajiris. I discovered that social almajiri had its root in the advent of the politics of do -or-die introduced into the political lexicon of Yorubaland by apostles of mainstream politics especially ex-President Obasanjo. The grand Patron of political almajiris who recently passed away was Chief Lamidi Adedibu. Many have argued that his death has led to the proliferation of almajiris in Yorubaland. This is because those he hitherto dole handouts to must look for other means of survival since he is no more. These political almajiris are ready to exchange their mothers for few coins. A new political class of men without integrity and anything goes was created and they became political almajiris who survive on crumbs from their masters. They would rig, kill, maim and do all sort of things to acquire political power. With the ascension of these men in power, good governance became a thing of the past. Our collective patrimony was squandered by these political almajiris. Nigeria has never been so blessed with petro dollar with oil selling for $156 dollars per barrel but Nigeria has never been so poor with a chunk of the population living below poverty line. So versions of the political almajiris are the social almajiris that now invade ceremonies in Yorubaland. With these children begging for alms, a ready made market for thuggery and other social vices is assured. The activities of the beggars are not limited to parties. At bus stops in our cities, it is a common sight to see women most of who are still in their mid thirties, who would strap a baby at their backs and approach men with stories of despair to solicit for alms. Many of them would end up in bed with such men. This is another brand of alamajiri and these are Yoruba women. A violent version of almajiri but which is gradually being tackled in Lagos is the 'Area Boys' syndrome. These are Yoruba street urchins who are semi- armed robbers.


The underlying factor in this new trend is failure of the Nigerian State on one part and the laziness on the part of these women. Most of them don't want to work, In those days, when everybody's occupation was farming you dare not beg. You must find something to do. But these days, our women and children are too lazy. It is either they steal or beg. In most cases a mother and child become almajiris at social events. So the question now is can a Yoruba man now refer derisively to a Hausa beggar as almajiri when we have many of them now in Yorubaland? The answer is no! This trend must be arrested before it goes out of hand. The almajiris in the North these days engage in novel forms of drug abuse like sniffing of gutter water to get intoxicated, sniffing of adhesives and other drugs so that they are ever ready to unleash terror on the rest of the society whenever they are called upon to do so by the political wing of almajiris. I strongly recommend that guests at public functions must stop encouraging almajiris by giving them money.


But can government which itself owns the political wing of almajiris arrest this trend? Time will tell.
[/b]

LOL. But you igbomen are stubborn sha. I give it that to you guys. Even after you have been exposed as frauds you will still be arguing blindly.

Ever tried buying a Tommy HilfiNger knockoff from an iboboy? He will argue with you till kingdom come that the shirt is "Made in Turkey" and not Aba -- even after you have pointed out that the Hilfiger label reads HilfiNger (there should be no 'N' in the name). He will still continue to argue. I just love them peeps. cheesy. Smh. I love y'all. For real.
Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by IDeyNL: 1:24pm On May 21, 2015
"Owoda"?
Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by Nobody: 3:20pm On May 21, 2015
OduaVanguard:
You people should allow them celebrate their "Aba-made" PhDs Jo. Nothing authentic comes from the SE -- all na "Ofege" (fake). Na today? Abeg free Emeka and his people as they celebrate their "China" certs. At all at all na im bad grin
I knw this is the type of thead you like OWO MI DA!!
Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by Nobody: 3:35pm On May 21, 2015
grin pls save this article
FKO81:

[b]Your region is sinking your here consoling yourself. I hope you have read this/
[/b?

[b]Emerging trend of social almajiri in Yorubaland
By Hakeem Jamiu

There is a social malaise which is gradually creeping into the lexicon of Yorubaland and this is the ugly spectre of hungry children begging for food and alms at social events. Older women are equally not left out in this ugly but strange practice in Yorubaland. It is strange in Yorubaland because the concept of almajiri which simply means street urchin is common in the Northern part of the country. Yorubas use to refer derisively to anybody soliciting for arms in Yorubaland in the olden days as almajiri. The almajiri of the North are usually children between the age bracket of 7 and 20 in most cases. Almajiris are so desperate for food that any unsuspecting visitor to the Northern part of the country who goes to a restaurant to eat but mistakenly left his food to wash his hands is likely to lose such to waiting almajiris before he comes back for the food.


I first noticed this ugly trend at a ceremony I attended a few months ago at Ayetoro Ekiti. Elderly and middle aged able bodied women from Kwara, Osun and Oyo states invaded the burial ceremony uninvited and were embarrassing guests who refused to give them money. Also noticeable were children with their begging bowls who thronged the venue of the ceremony soliciting for left over food and alms. The children were a pitiable sight. Poverty was clearly written on their faces. I have attended many social functions after that and the same trend was noticeable. But I became worried a few days ago, when I attended the burial ceremony of a friend's father in Ilesha , Osun State . They came in various groups and employ different methods in soliciting for alms. There were the elderly women who were busy harassing guests in the name of praise singing and would not leave until you part with money, there were the men with their public address system which they use in praise singing but which is disturbance and yet, there were Yoruba children in the mould of almajiris with their begging bowls scrambling for left-over and at the same time soliciting for alms.


Fellow guests on my table at the event who were also journalists expressed their concern in unison about the growing trend of almajiri of various categories in Yorubaland. They all agreed that it has become a social problem. We started discussing and realised that the culture of begging in the mould of almajiris is alien to Yoruba culture. In those days before the advent of the British, the Yorubas are a proud people known for their hard work and industry. They practiced hoe agriculture and were well known as traders and for their crafts. Yoruba artists have produced masterpieces of woodcarving and bronze casting, some of which date from as early as the 13th century. Many of Nigeria 's best-known artists and writers are Yoruba. Other occupation of the Yorubas at that time were drumming and masquerading which would now be called showbiz. They engage in all the foregoing occupation but a Yoruba man or woman (able bodied) would not beg for alms as it is considered shameful and something akin to a curse. The Yorubas cherish their oriki (folklore) which is a poetic version of eulogizing the exploits of their progenitors which is an incentive for them to excel and even surpass their progenitors. The Yorubas have harsh words for lazy people. Such people are objects of ridicule and butt of jokes in the society. With this background, it is understandable why we became worried with the array of beggars at the Ilesha ceremony.


After leaving the party, I reflected on the scenario of the almajiris in Ilesha and I was able to draw a relationship between Political almajiris and social almajiris. I discovered that social almajiri had its root in the advent of the politics of do -or-die introduced into the political lexicon of Yorubaland by apostles of mainstream politics especially ex-President Obasanjo. The grand Patron of political almajiris who recently passed away was Chief Lamidi Adedibu. Many have argued that his death has led to the proliferation of almajiris in Yorubaland. This is because those he hitherto dole handouts to must look for other means of survival since he is no more. These political almajiris are ready to exchange their mothers for few coins. A new political class of men without integrity and anything goes was created and they became political almajiris who survive on crumbs from their masters. They would rig, kill, maim and do all sort of things to acquire political power. With the ascension of these men in power, good governance became a thing of the past. Our collective patrimony was squandered by these political almajiris. Nigeria has never been so blessed with petro dollar with oil selling for $156 dollars per barrel but Nigeria has never been so poor with a chunk of the population living below poverty line. So versions of the political almajiris are the social almajiris that now invade ceremonies in Yorubaland. With these children begging for alms, a ready made market for thuggery and other social vices is assured. The activities of the beggars are not limited to parties. At bus stops in our cities, it is a common sight to see women most of who are still in their mid thirties, who would strap a baby at their backs and approach men with stories of despair to solicit for alms. Many of them would end up in bed with such men. This is another brand of alamajiri and these are Yoruba women. A violent version of almajiri but which is gradually being tackled in Lagos is the 'Area Boys' syndrome. These are Yoruba street urchins who are semi- armed robbers.


The underlying factor in this new trend is failure of the Nigerian State on one part and the laziness on the part of these women. Most of them don't want to work, In those days, when everybody's occupation was farming you dare not beg. You must find something to do. But these days, our women and children are too lazy. It is either they steal or beg. In most cases a mother and child become almajiris at social events. So the question now is can a Yoruba man now refer derisively to a Hausa beggar as almajiri when we have many of them now in Yorubaland? The answer is no! This trend must be arrested before it goes out of hand. The almajiris in the North these days engage in novel forms of drug abuse like sniffing of gutter water to get intoxicated, sniffing of adhesives and other drugs so that they are ever ready to unleash terror on the rest of the society whenever they are called upon to do so by the political wing of almajiris. I strongly recommend that guests at public functions must stop encouraging almajiris by giving them money.


But can government which itself owns the political wing of almajiris arrest this trend? Time will tell.
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Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by adaybayor(m): 3:45pm On May 21, 2015
Hahah.a, badt guy
Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by patrick89(m): 3:58pm On May 21, 2015
OduaVanguard:


Easy bro, na so e pain you reach? ? All because I rightly called your Aba-made PhDs "China"? But I also said at all at all na im bad, why didn't you acknowledge that and praise me? You should consider anger management classes bro. You have a hot temper. cheesy
I have listened to "educated" yorubas they are a bunch of half baked. I tell you, yoruba prof of history doesn't know the capital of Anambra, he doesn't know that Nsukka is in enugu and not anambra. Their knowledge on things are soo warped, and irritating. Ten yoruba prof is equivalent to 1 igbo prof. Tell me what you have achieved in your cosmetic universities? Nothing no invention! Empty efizzy names on old glory. Having lived in your midst. I can tell your in and out! You guys can claim! Owoda shildren. Have ever listened to most reports from typical yoruba town, you will vomit listening their english. And many resort to their local language. Its only in yoruba land a lady can not express herself in another language aside their Yoruba.
Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by NewNigeriaMind: 4:21pm On May 21, 2015
patrick89:
I have listened to "educated" yorubas they are a bunch of half baked. I tell you, yoruba prof of history doesn't know the capital of Anambra, he doesn't know that Nsukka is in enugu and not anambra. Their knowledge on things are soo warped, and irritating. Ten yoruba prof is equivalent to 1 igbo prof. Tell me what you have achieved in your cosmetic universities? Nothing no invention! Empty efizzy names on old glory. Having lived in your midst. I can tell your in and out! You guys can claim! Owoda shildren. Have ever listened to most reports from typical yoruba town, you will vomit listening their english. And many resort to their local language. Its only in yoruba land a lady can not express herself in another language aside their Yoruba.



My gf cousins from imo only speaks igbo when she first arrived in lagos.

My dad's igbo tenant bring a new slave from the south east every year once he goes home for the festive period. All the young boys and girls he brings back usually have black spots on their legs and only speak igbo.

But we know that's how you all got to lagos. Ask your parents how they got to lagos and when they started speaking English.
Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by NewNigeriaMind: 4:23pm On May 21, 2015
patrick89:
I have listened to "educated" yorubas they are a bunch of half baked. I tell you, yoruba prof of history doesn't know the capital of Anambra, he doesn't know that Nsukka is in enugu and not anambra. Their knowledge on things are soo warped, and irritating. Ten yoruba prof is equivalent to 1 igbo prof. Tell me what you have achieved in your cosmetic universities? Nothing no invention! Empty efizzy names on old glory. Having lived in your midst. I can tell your in and out! You guys can claim! Owoda shildren. Have ever listened to most reports from typical yoruba town, you will vomit listening their english. And many resort to their local language. Its only in yoruba land a lady can not express herself in another language aside their Yoruba.


And till today a lot of you still can't get ove your igbotic accent. Even ngozi with her PhD is still a local igbo accented woman.

Finally from the grammatical errors all over you comment. I can reach the only conclusive conclusion that you are typical omo nna
Re: Anambra Part Seller Obtains Phd In His 2by2 Shop by OduaVanguard: 4:30pm On May 21, 2015
patrick89:
I have listened to "educated" yorubas they are a bunch of half baked. I tell you, yoruba prof of history doesn't know the capital of Anambra, he doesn't know that Nsukka is in enugu and not anambra. Their knowledge on things are soo warped, and irritating. Ten yoruba prof is equivalent to 1 igbo prof. Tell me what you have achieved in your cosmetic universities? Nothing no invention! Empty efizzy names on old glory. Having lived in your midst. I can tell your in and out! You guys can claim! Owoda shildren. Have ever listened to most reports from typical yoruba town, you will vomit listening their english. And many resort to their local language. Its only in yoruba land a lady can not express herself in another language aside their Yoruba.

O.k. We are not noisemakers by nature (unlike some people, we are silent acheivers), and our Universities have way higher standards than what obtains in the SE, which explains why you all are dashing out pure-water/half-baked/Aba-made PhDs.

Any serious-minded igbo-man or woman who desires qualitative higher education WITHIN NIGERIA has limited options in the SE region; he/she must either come to the SouthWest or the head North (Uni Ilorin, ABU, e.t.c). The SW hosts the highest number of (high standard) Universities and colleges of higher learning in the entire country -- we are natural educators, quality education. Facts and Figures don't lie:

TOP UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA

1 University of Lagos - Lagos (SW)

2 Obafemi Awolowo University - Ile-Ife (SW)

3 University of Ibadan - Ibadan (SW)

4 University of Ilorin - Ilorin

5 Covenant University - Ota (SW)

6 Federal University of Technology, Minna

7 University of Nigeria - Nsukka (SE)

8 University of Benin - Ugbowo

9 University of Port Harcourt

10 Ahmadu Bello University - Zaria

(http://www.4icu.org/ng/)


Top Ten Best Universities in Nigeria (by Latest Ranking) as of December 2014.

1. OAU, Ife (SW)

2. Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (SW)

3. Unilag (SW)

4. UNN, Nsuka (SE)

5. UniIlorin

6. U.I, Ibadan (SW)

7. ABU, Zaria

8. Auchi Poly, Edo

9. UniBen, Benin

10. Covenant University, Otta (SW)

(http://answersafrica.com/top-10-best-universities-in-nigeria.html)



RANKING WEB OF UNIVERSITIES


1 Covenant University Ota (SW)

2 Obafemi Awolowo University (SW)

3 University of Ibadan (SW)

4 University of Lagos (SW)

5 University of Ilorin

6 University of Agriculture Abeokuta (SW)

7 Ahmadu Bello University

8 Federal University of Technology Akure (SW)

9 Landmark University, Kwara

10 University of Nigeria (SE)

(http://www.webometrics.info/en/Africa/Nigeria)

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