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The Announcement by SamMilla1(m): 11:15am On Feb 12, 2009
A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make.

"The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way.
The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way.

"In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense."
Re: The Announcement by romsky: 11:16am On Feb 12, 2009
smart judge
Re: The Announcement by Ben13: 11:21am On Feb 12, 2009
criminal judge
Re: The Announcement by romsky: 11:24am On Feb 12, 2009
honest judge
Re: The Announcement by dyabman(m): 12:42pm On Feb 12, 2009
foolish judge
Re: The Announcement by romsky: 1:03pm On Feb 12, 2009
efcc-immuned judge
Re: The Announcement by jamace(m): 1:14pm On Feb 12, 2009
Everlasting adjournment for the case grin grin.
Re: The Announcement by Lolabbey: 12:38pm On Feb 13, 2009
case file reopens
Re: The Announcement by clemcykul(f): 2:50pm On Feb 13, 2009
*padlocks file*
Re: The Announcement by romsky: 2:53pm On Feb 13, 2009
unpadlocks file
Re: The Announcement by dyabman(m): 12:17pm On Feb 14, 2009
reading file , again! - stupid judge
Re: The Announcement by romsky: 1:28pm On Feb 14, 2009
biased reporter
Re: The Announcement by sholabanke(m): 3:45pm On Feb 14, 2009
unbias readers
Re: The Announcement by dani1luv: 5:10pm On Feb 14, 2009
gbam! full stop.!!!
Re: The Announcement by romsky: 4:04pm On Feb 16, 2009
heck no !! comma!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Announcement by lordmassac(m): 5:14pm On Feb 16, 2009
top secret lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: The Announcement by Lolabbey: 5:16pm On Feb 16, 2009
open seccret
Re: The Announcement by lordmassac(m): 5:23pm On Feb 16, 2009
top secret  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: The Announcement by romsky: 5:26pm On Feb 16, 2009
open secret
Re: The Announcement by Lolabbey: 5:44pm On Feb 16, 2009
y u dey copy now,na me sey open secret now cheesy cheesy
Re: The Announcement by lordmassac(m): 6:12pm On Feb 16, 2009
y u dey copy now,na me sey open secret now Cheesy Cheesy
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leave am make he be (open secret) na wink
Re: The Announcement by romsky: 10:50am On Feb 17, 2009
Lolabay i only dey support u

@post
undisclosed hidden secret
Re: The Announcement by izeek(m): 11:22am On Feb 17, 2009
f.b.i re-opens case.
Re: The Announcement by yysl: 11:37am On Feb 17, 2009
is remix
Re: The Announcement by clemcykul(f): 3:23pm On Feb 17, 2009
hmmmmmmm
Re: The Announcement by romsky: 3:26pm On Feb 17, 2009
wen did u hire a refree 4 d court?
Re: The Announcement by clemcykul(f): 6:15pm On Feb 17, 2009
i did the last time you couldnt come

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