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So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by skillz4eva: 7:39pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
Hello guys, i jst joined naira land and dis is my first post.I love literature a lot and if u're lyk me let's get it on.post a poem wit a gud rhyme scheme.It culd be abut anytin but for starters let's make it vengeful or abut revenge.Here's mine i wuld really lyk to know what y'all tink abut it. The Sweet Revenge Balls to bust, dust to dust 2nite i'll get mine no mata d cost i warnd you but u wouldn't listen so 2day on your blood i'll be feasting so clever u tot u were but wit my knife , ur intestines i'll severe the deal was mine, you were told but you chose to act proud n bold so now u'll end up up stiff n cold 2day i'll get my due a vampires promise good n true run 2 d East, run 2 d West `Godspeed` i bid you do ur best run 2 d north, run to a fort run as u please for all it's worth Scream wit ur mouth, or run to d south but whateva you do,get ready for a bout 2nite will be a bloody night Avenge the wrongs and make them right On a stake i'll hang your lifeless skull more valuable than the titanic's hull tonite all your wrongs i'll avenge Truly and Truly the Sweet revenge so what do you think!!!! |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 10:51pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
talk is cheap revenge is no mean feat tho' i hear it can be sweet . . . think u'r up to the game? brotha, don't be so lame! i eat foes up for breakfast i'm freakn cold like belfast - don't need to spill blood; i slay with the (written) word! i've got the fury like one scorn'd- any1 test me, gon' get burn'd. i'm stakin' my claim as the lady of rage i step on some toes as I step on the stage u crossed the line when u thot this up the grim reaper's here to fill ur cup with blood, so drink it up and like it! bustin' in & actin' like you can pack it hope u can stand up to the lady of retribution . . . hey, any1 else got a contribution? |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by opiororo1(m): 9:04am On Feb 14, 2009 |
One came up with a bloody rhyme and now it is revenge time. One thing is common-violence,violence everyone seems to dispense. But as for me in my best,violence is of no interest.For i am of socratic phylosophy, promoting virtues to the apogee.8-) |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 8:09pm On Feb 14, 2009 |
^^^^ ok, pls rhyme in your socratic-philosophy-promoting-virtues-to-the-apogee ( ) if u can. And choose any non-violent theme u can think of. U can't Thought not. |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by SeanT21(f): 8:54am On Feb 15, 2009 |
What is LOVE Grandma said "Its a feeling from God above" As my food cook on the stove I ask my belove Have U ever been in Love? He give me a little shove I smiled and look above He smiled and said "Love is you my little dove" He kept on smiling as he walked off **Hey,I try** |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by jeythunder(m): 6:13pm On Feb 15, 2009 |
i hope this topic is not limited to revenge only 'cos i ain't got anything on revenge check this out, Lonely call… He was twenty-three years of age Not lucky to be among the computer age He believed it was time to be a man His mother said “no” with a strong adage The father did nothing but warn In sudden anger he would flare Soon, his face became so rare Man and woman couldn’t take it any longer So they disowned him in tears Since he said he wasn’t growing any younger He approached his love Tina She: dark, hairy, slim or even thinner They begun spinning the web of love Stronger it grew and even thicker Till love got so high above She had a boy for him On hearing, his face was full of beams They went on to have their wedding On their honeymoon, they sang hymns Not knowing they were close to tears shedding He never knew the marriage bids Misunderstanding germinated like weeds They took their words with a pinch of salt He closed down her fees and feeds Finally, everything came to a halt! She left after calling him wretched He roamed the street dejected He had a child but not a wife With sorrow he had been injected He had asked “could this be life?” Taking to heavy drinking Not an exception was smoking He came home in the dead of the night Never caring about his son’s living The son now believed life wasn’t right He lost his job Behaving worst than a dog Now he couldn’t go to his family His grave was been dug Life had stung him with infirmity Then with such heavy breath, He began seeking death Never seen one so brave To bring the waters above the neck Emotion was so watery as he kissed the watery grave |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by SeanT21(f): 2:09am On Feb 16, 2009 |
jeythunder: LOVE IT!! |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 9:20am On Feb 16, 2009 |
maedan: i trip jeythunder: hmmm, sense-ful , cool and nice finally a place i can make my zone, its good to know am not alone, i always love forums dat play with words, just like warriors fighting with swords, makes me feel like david when he flung d sling, or like mike tyson when he was still good in d ring, jab, jab, punch jab, jab , right hook, punch, flow in easy, but leave ur face all bloody and messy, but i ain't no fighter am more of a thriller and a lover, u know, like intellectual love making, with no need for orgasm faking for i always love to enjoy it, and not endure it, cos when i feel d attraction, and d mounting tension, then i do d necessary interaction to ignite d passion thereby increasing d excitement and afterwards, we will both savour d moment. u feel me yet? then stay glued to d net. where is my princessa |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by abdulone(m): 11:58am On Feb 16, 2009 |
THE LIVING FLAME a look in the flame does not only show the burning rays on the blue part of this flame i have seen a laying lame who never wants to be in shame aiming to the top to make fame in this very flame have seen hustlers who wants to make a hay and dare not remain dead and grey and eaten by deadly birds of prey then decay with rotten remains and erased out of human race then forgotten in the list of famous names (ii) in this very flame i have seen great men who wants to remain on the top burning flame and even though its going to take an age for the lame to reach the burning flame they don't really give a damn hey! for there they want to make a live stay they are men who want to be buried in their own way while all they did has gone in vain and washed away by heavy rain cos the land they cultivated for the rainy days their children have all sold away now they are world less and have nothing to say (iii) in this very flame i have seen men who wants to live in a simple way and eat with brothers on the same main and ready to make the lame make a hay to the top burning flame these are men which non of their confide has gone in vain nor washed away by heavy rain cos the land they cultivated for the rainy days their sons have neither sold away but rather cultivated more for the coming rainy days and on a may day they make a very useful spray of their cultivated hays then pray for the lame to meet a good aim these are men that always have something to say. (iv) in this burning flame i have seen children play hurrying towards the running train of which the burning flame stays want a good future hey? but things are never the same nay! this is the living flame of which i also pray and very determined to aim the poem sort of symbolizes the woes and good of our top men in the society, those who want to help the aspiring youths and the ones that don't give a damn HEY! |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by Moyola(f): 12:04pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
Right!! where did yall copy that from? |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 3:57am On Feb 17, 2009 |
from above it's shown to prove guys are leading three to two!! abdulone, olulu and jeythunder i'm seriously beginning to wonder . . . so NL is really stuffed with such skills spinning rhymes like u'all are spinning wheels what can i say, i'm impressed spitting these lines from east to west i'd rhyme more if i wasn't so stressed - anyway guys, u're all the best!!! @ olulu thanx 4 d "tripping" these days i'm even slipping . . . or else i'd hav given u all a whipping!! |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 8:22am On Feb 17, 2009 |
maedan: get me ass whopped by a lady? girlfriend, i ain't ur baby. u think u can match me, flow like me, kiss the words and make dem dance then this ur chance, show what u've got lets c if u are part of d special lot. but i know, it's a man's world, hey, wait, don't yet draw ur sword, cos am a true word samurai, and with my skills i can cut out ur eye though i come in peace, i wouldn't mind takin u apart piece by piece. but i ain't fightin, am just flowing and vibing. abi, u don vex? then get naked and have s e x afterall u are just a woman, so get on ur knees and go serve ur man. . . . . u don't like me dat much, right? good, cos it's only me in d spot light, so back off, or jerk off, or just play d clown, b4 u get knocked down. omoge, na play i dey play o, |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by Magz(m): 9:59pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
Eh yo, The World can't deny nothin from me I give you life, yet I grind to turn melodies into money Odviously I'm a star, so of course I'll go far Create a masterpiece, with raps & my guitar This Hood Music from the Soul, Soul Music from The Hood, I put my all into it, please Let's get this overstood I'ma shine till the day that I rest Homie, I put that on my next-born, Put it on my flesh Got no reason to stress, Cause I know that God got my back Talk to my ancestors when I spit on the track, |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 11:02pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
@olulu no harm done, i know it's all fun but u won't be "playing" when i'm cocking my gun bey sed men rule the streets, but women keep the tempo aint it true y'all treat our p**sies like ur temple u made this fight turn dirty, and i'm no coward so ill give it back to u plenty just don't make a fuss when a babe turns u to a wuss it's a game, so play it lets hope that as u give, u can take it!!! it's been a while since i put down my blade i aint afraid to call a spade a spade the war is on, i sure hope u're ready it's a bet u can't hold me down steady whatever sha, i've got time on my hands i'll soon have u with ur hands in iron bands u'll be on ur knees, begging for mercy i'll lock u for life n throw away d key!! i'm warming up, guy i don't get scared n i aint shy but for now i've had my say letz leave to fight another day . . . |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 9:05am On Feb 18, 2009 |
maedan: hmmmm, coooooool, love d ones in bold u feel u can mess with me? stand up to me? fight me? try me? u say whaaat, . . . . . d war is on? hey, u ain't got d balls to turn it on treat ur pu**y like a temple? when u beg for us to on d bed do d love rumble u think u can have ur say? if not to beg me to s c r e w u for 10years and a day u better back down, b4 u get smacked d f u c k down, so stop acting like a lyrical contender cos u stink even as a pretender, go back to ur normal role of an house keeper, dish washer, gardener, home maker, meal cooker, and then fulfill ur natural everyday role of a bed warmer. NOW, get ur ass into d kitchen and stop being a kitten cook my meal, put on ur mouth a seal bring ur body for me to feel then maybe i can consider ur plea for a love deal |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 11:03am On Feb 18, 2009 |
its takes two-times a woman to stand up to a blabbing man i'm more than u can handle u with ur mini-proportioned candle talking to a babe with no respect i'm sure u always hide behind skirt don't worry, here's a real woman to school u those ones tripping only fool u i've got class an' my skills cut glass while u're just a gainsayer, no, more a naysayer i make things happen, my mind to sharpen u only shoot the breeze till ur brain u freeze i know u must be high to think u're d main guy so long as I'm here i'll make ur hair fry with my lyricism i'll dull u with ur criticisms u'll crawl thru' i'm warming up, while u're burning up with a babe like me, u've overfilled ur cup making mouth like u can handle a chick i dont need ur sorry ass talking slick me, plea for a love deal? you mean you, tryin' to cop a feel u wish u could screw for 10 years and a day wen u can't even last a minute on B.J. one-minute man, go one side jo one taste of me, u'll be begging for more!!! |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 12:25pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
hmmm, u growing balls baby, like dat maedan: men made d mistake allowing womenfolk out of d kitchen now, u going all wild like a sex starved kitten, if u wanna play d game of men, then ur genitals u need to amend. i know u loving up for me, always wantin to come up to me and try to impress me, but ur ways depress me. Now u callin urself a chick, but all what u do best is sucking mal-functioning, albino D i c ks, saying u've got class but we all know u are just a cheap piece of ass. Worse still, ur ass is as hard as a rock, i wouldn't bother in u to stick my c o c k. u,. . . . gimme a b l o w job? i would rather take shark catchin as a job. u calling me. . . . a one minute man? so what are u,. . . . a real woman? yeah rite, by laying down on d bed like a log of wood, when u can never handle me, a real brother from the hood. if i work on ur body, and allow u to suck my love candy, u will beg to always be my baby, willing to pay me just to be my lady. if i were to handle u for a nite, treat u right put it in where u are suppose to b tight (even ,though it ain't no more tight) u would always submit ur body for me to feel, and always come beggin for a love deal. but u aint worth d trouble, since u would definitely fumble, cos u can't match my lyrical skills and u stand in awe of my love thrills |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by sIceees(f): 12:31pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
olulu: ryt here ma lova i'm lookin 4 a nigga who'll love me lyk no otha even result 2 murda just 2 be ma only lova baby, i got no otha so no need 2 botha imma make u shine lyk a nova ***tyt 4 a starter, init*** |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 12:55pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
Laughing my head off at your comeback u couldn't handle my shaq attack making things personal aint my style but for fun i'll make this worth my while i don't need balls to make u fall u'll come jumping even b4 i call u fell for my flow now u're acting slow pretending i'm the chaser when i burnt u like laser u know i'm bam, take it like a man if i say i'm a chick u can bet i am if u dont believe set a time u'll see me n beg me to make u mine no need boasting, ur ass i'll be roasting my looks and style will have u toasting talking about women and kitchen looks like ur babe's a pigeon datz y u dnt know how to scope a lady talkin me down n acting shady make it plain, i've got u hooked i make it rain, i'm fully booked so i dont need u dogging my back u'll need to do much beta b4 we can hit d sack! i dey play oooo |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 1:51pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
maedan: hmmm, 9ice and tite, i like ur flows u still want to contest my skills? or doubt my love thrills? well, i really couldn't bother cos u such a trivial matter, u just a lil kid seekin attention, cos u already runnin into frustration, i would have offered to act like ur big brother, and talk sum sense into such a dumb sister, but u acting dumb, fat and proud, showing ur "dumbness" out loud making u get dumb and dumber, thereby u doing blow jobs in sharp corners. now u want with me to hit d sack, me on top, u on ur back, u would just get addicted to me, and u would not want to unglue yourself from me. cos when i hammer u right, which would open ur sight, make u see d lite, and u love to ever hold me tight. but its such a shame, ur mental capacity so lame, is it by force u roll with we d big boys? hey,kid, go play with ur toys. for dis is the game of kings, fit only for we da crowned kings, and cos it is also d king of games, so u need to get lost , u dumb dame if u've not got it, u can't do it. cos u are what u are, and we all know what a pig u are. but i 4give u ur sins, cos u such a poor, loveless , dumb, lonely tin or u wanna get fired? scattered and tattered? then its better u get a move on, for am about to turn d heat on. @maedan which part is d play play? d hittin d sack part, haba, y na, i was thinkin that was an invitation to treat i don dey warm up already $Iceee$: now here is a lady i can make my baby, if u are a princess, i would treat u like a jewel so priceless. and if u loyal, i will always treat u royal. u ready for me to b ur love doctor, and be ur frills and thrills author, then lets get nakedly naked, and in sweat be bathed. |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by abdulone(m): 2:05pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
Am back again like the king of Roma to tell you another story of a true murder this one is really like no other so if you don't mind and you are sure you wont whine when i take my time to make my rhyme into beautiful flowing lines then here i go just as i bow: BLOODY NIGHT tonight as we both stand to the east staring at each other like hungry beast i say do not dare the anger of this rod of which men call the sword as i look into those innocent staring eyes i saw in it those betraying lies i know surely tonight i shall justify with this iron i will bounce on you like a hungry lion and tear you up so cool then watch your blood form a pool am the making of a thousand warriors and am about to unleash a terrible horror a serious one and without honor ah! my friend tonight you are the blood donor of which this earth shall gracefully suck and men will verily walk i will pierce into you like a hot panama sun then leave you to watch the pain burn i will then tear you to pieces then scatter you to the seas so violently without a single beat of peace the line is drawn you have nowhere to run let the owls make the rhythm for now is the right time just now that the fight is about to start then i got that feeling of a dying cat then, i just woke up with a scream just to realize it was only a dream. |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 2:43pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
hit sack ko, ram sack ni i know na only dat line u see anywayz, aint u tired of me giving u a beating 'cos my standards u just aint meeting wuz just playin' witcha, but maybe soon i'll smash u down like a dumb-assed goon what makes u think u're a big boi running ur mouth just like a rude boy here's a chick who can flow, n u cant take the heat so u talk about how ur rhymes are so neat yeah right! ur lines are so crappy its more hit n miss u act the fool and call it a diss by now u should know i'm the queen of the flow i've taken on better than u and i killed the show ur act is so flawed, i don't know why i bother u can't even rhyme up to my six year old brother! |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 3:42pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
[quote author=maedan link=topic=233228.msg3483345#msg3483345 date=1234964588] hit sack ko, ram sack ni i know na only dat line u see spoil sport anywayz, aint u tired of me giving u a beating 'cos my standards u just aint meeting wuz just playin' witcha, but maybe soon i'll smash u down like a dumb-assed goon what makes u think u're a big boi running ur mouth just like a rude boy here's a chick who can flow, n u cant take the heat so u talk about how ur rhymes are so neat yeah right! ur lines are so crappy its more hit n miss u act the fool and call it a diss by now u should know i'm the queen of the flow i've taken on better than u and i killed the show ur act is so flawed, i don't know why i bother u can't even rhyme up to my six year old brother! [quote][/quote] u are so full of crap, ur mouth i need to slap, ur rhyme stinks like a dead , bloated rat, and u can't see cos u are like a blind bat u trying to act cool, but u showing urself off as d fool. u think u flow? girlfriend, ur brain is so slow. u need to upgrade ur brain from ur per minute billing to conform to per seconds thinkin. i know am a big boy, and i can't help but treat u like a toy, cos u ain't in my class, u just a cheap piece of ass. where is dat my cane? make i flog u back to ur lane. i don't wanna really lay on u d blame, but its ur fault dat ur brain is so lame, cos ur ways are full of shame, and u bring disgrace to ur name. so quit d game, and go live ur life of an old, ugly dame. omoge, hw far with hittin d sack . . . . . oya now, my body don dey hot o, make i enter ur "temple", and b ur priest for life |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by clemcykul(f): 5:09pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
you will get lost inside the temple if u dont take time |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by skillz4eva: 5:39pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
Wow m impresd 9ja has got so much talent But y'all shuld tak al dis lame stuff n shove it down d drain Dn't 4get m d dude who startd dis blog And y'all are a cog in d wheel but wit my heel i'l crush all ur sickening rhyme dis is my time d skillz i bring thrillz dat leave u runnin 2 ur mama i suggest go home n try on sum pampers cuz my rhymez leave ur ears pounding like jackhammers BEWARE!!! Dis dude is comin thru d Blue A force so hard dat leaves you sickend wit d flu My Crew lyk fine wine i groom n Brew And d next tym i sign on,it'll b 2 rule forever Watchout 4 dis name SKILLZ4EVA |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 6:01pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
clemcykul: no worry, i go carry touch light, compass and map |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by skillz4eva: 9:55am On Feb 19, 2009 |
U sure can rhyme meadan Bt i stil tink u're a dumb old maiden ur flow's a comedy i tink u shuld consider lullaby's cos ur flows are good sleep inducers Stakin claims 2 d Queen of flows Honey d only group u control is a couple of clowns Ur rhyme schemes are nice bt evritin u talk about are lies ''Fully bookd'' U mean by junkd-out freaks What makes u tick Talkin abut urself like some amazon Lol,cum out of ur emotional prison Learn 4rm d masters phew,dat's all i can cum up wit 4 now |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by skillz4eva: 11:19am On Feb 19, 2009 |
What's up with y'all.Especially meadan,d supposed "Queen of Flows" did u run out of steam??M waitin 2 whip ur ass all ova dis forum. |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by skillz4eva: 11:36am On Feb 19, 2009 |
Alas, it is time.D men av bin separatd 4rm d boiz. Maedan is SILENT It seems she has bin caught in a TORRENT no more striking 4rm jayTHUNDER he can only sit n PONDER ova his rhymeless BLUNDER olulu has run out of STEAM i think he came apart @ d SEAMS no 1 else or so it SEEMS anyway m stil WAITIN 2 take y'all apart @ d next POSTIN |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by skillz4eva: 1:55pm On Feb 19, 2009 |
Waitin?Cmon av y'all lost ur nerves? Pitiful house hold elfs?Humph!!! |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 2:05pm On Feb 19, 2009 |
another lame lyricist trying to be self-publicist a rhyme-king wannabe are u sure u want a piece of me I was doing this just to while away time but it seems to me that u're next in line to taste the full pinch of my sting i'll whip u till my name u'll sing speaking of names, u think u're so clever u don't deserve to be called "skills4eva" skills? huh, don't make me laugh soon u'll be begging 4 my autograph 'cos u and me aint in the same category go n meet olulu to give u the testimony enough said cos i don't have your time n i don't want to waste my gold-studded rhyme but if u insist, my attack i'll persist though i strongly advise, a word's enuff 4 d wise or else on NL they'll soon hear ur cries |
Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by ucheonline(m): 4:25pm On Feb 19, 2009 |
dumb reeaal DUMB!!!!! |
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