1) My compound is noiseless
because 'I
pass my neighbour' generators are on
sabbatical leave.
:
2) Wives are happy because
husbands
who like hanging out are now staying
at home with the family because
drinks
outside are not cold and no fuel to
drive out.
:
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Telemundo/
Zee
world. Chai!
:
4) Kids are reading there books since
watching TV needs fuel.
:
5) No more conjection in network
since many peoples phones are off.
:
6) Browsing & downloading is
fast...no one wants browsing to kill
his or her battery.
:
7) Everyone sleeps very early now.
:
9) There are no more hold up (trafic
jams) on our roads because many
people have packed their cars.
:
10) There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions lolzz..
:
11) U even know its true...that u wia
reading dis so fast so u cud log out
b4 ur battery goes off that u didnt
even notice that there is no number 8.
:
Now u just found out and u are
smiling.

buys half plot*

Number two is so true.....