When you take a long time doing something,you're slow, when your boss take a long time, He/She's being thorough.

whenyou don't do it,you're lazy,when your boss doesn't do it,he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot; when your boss makes a misake,he's only human.

When doing something without being told,you're overstepping your authority; when your boss does the same thing that's initiative .

When you take a stand, you are stubborn; when your boss does it, he/She's being firm.

When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you are rude; when your boss skips a few rules, he's being hiimself.

When you please your boss, its eye service; when your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the Office, you're wandering ; when your boss is out of the Office,he's on business.

When you're out a day -off sick (thats if u eva have a da off)leave, you're always sick, when its your boss, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you are going for interview; when your boss applies for leave, it's because he's over worked.

Now Is this a world of difference to employees

good one.

yea good one

I'm male, she's female

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I'm male, she's female

yea so something is bound to happen

Nice one there, I'll have to copy this and send it to my peeps.

damn right about that