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|Dumped Questions That Nigerians Like Asking. by Ayima: 7:11pm On Jun 04, 2015|
10 STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK#
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na
twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the
neighborhood shouts'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask
'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit...
4.You just wake up from sleep person come
you "you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I chop for
5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask
"madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am
6.You greet person "good morning ma" ! She
ask, my pickin you don wake?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
7.My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell
say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is
I go uproot cassava... *Lmfao*
8.My neighbour sees me opening the gates
drive out and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new gateman...
9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask
me "Guy na film u dey watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...
10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask
O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with
As it stands now, abeg i need to ask u one
No vex abeg Na Economist forum be dis?
|Re: Dumped Questions That Nigerians Like Asking. by Mubby4luv(m): 7:27pm On Jun 04, 2015|
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