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How We Play Football When We Are Kids by Focal(m): 1:37pm On Jun 06, 2015
When We Were Kids... 1.The fat kid was always the goalkeeper 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 3. Penalties were awarded only if injured player curses a lot. 4. The match only ends when everyone is tired. 5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. 6. No referees and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you will be given a match ban. 8. If you're picked last, you're a loser. 9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or in another person's compound to play in the next game. 10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over! 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty. 12. The most skillful player get an automatic selection. True or false?

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