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Hilarious: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Everfrank(m): 12:24am On Feb 11, 2016
* The fat kid was always the goalkeeper;
* The owner of the ball decides who plays;
* Penalties are awarded only if injured player curses a lot;
* The match only ends when everyone gets tired;
* No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score;
* No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post;
* If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you were given a match ban;
* If you are picked last, you are a loser;
* The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree, when it got stuck, under the car or inside the gutter;
* When the owner of the ball gets angry, game over!
* You were allowed to change goalkeeper, in case of penalty;
* The most skillful player, gets automatic selection.

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Re: Hilarious: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by capsule(m): 12:45am On Feb 11, 2016
Lolz...so true...childhood was fun...
Re: Hilarious: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by flylykace: 1:02am On Feb 11, 2016
I was fond of the third to the last
Re: Hilarious: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Khd95(m): 1:16am On Feb 11, 2016
*There was comfirm goal line tech,so far d ball is slightly above d ground,its a no goalgrin

*15 players can play for one team at a timegrin

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Re: Hilarious: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by seuncyrus(m): 2:26am On Feb 11, 2016
the fat kid sad

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