DECLARATION OF ASSETS....
Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine, Since am a Buharist I need to follow his leadership Path and to project a corruption-free leadership and followership which will Eventually bore a corruption-free nation.

The Declaration goes thus:
1. Four pencil (Pant) trousers, 2 Jeans, 2 chinos.
2. 6 T-shirts .
3. 2 Danshiki & 1 agbada.
4. 2 Nysc Khaki.
5. One galamia.
4. One bathroom slippers.
5. 4 shoes & 1 jungle boot.
6. 2 tieS & 1 bow.
7. Acer Laptop.
8. LG flat screen TV.
9. Standing Fan.
10. Mattress 1 in Lag & 1 in Abia.
11. Pressing Iron
12. A bag of pure water.
13. One drum of rain water.
14. Body Cream, haircream, deodorant and perfume (l must fine na).
15. Samsung Galaxy S5 & 1 Nokia Torchlight
11. One small l pass my neighbor generator with 25 litres of petrol.
12. 3 Apochie(igbo atire)
13. 4pots, 1 kettle & Fry pan
14. A set of spoons and a set of plates No Fu*k.
15. One lontorn Torchlight
16. Two Gascookers 7kg in Lag & 5kg in Abia
17. One gallon for buying Kerosene/petrol.
18. One carpet and one Rug
19. 200naira Airtel recharge card.
20. Girl friends ? Ccb should find out, I don't want to lie, 21years isn't a Joke o.
21. #4,000 at Zenith(Alawi account), #1500 @ GTB, #150 in Dormant account with Keystone, #800 with Sterling Bank.
22. 5 Chelsea customised Jerseys.
23. Pack of indomie, gallon of groundnut oil, quarter bag of rice, two paints of beans, 4tubbers of yam, provisions .
24. Umbrella.
25. 3 bedsheets and 1 blanket.
26. 3pillows.
27. Two Bibles
28. Ssce certificate, Bsc notification of result.
29. 1 headwarmer, 1 facecap, 2nysc headdresses.
30. One big travelling bag and 1 laptop bag.
31. One cupboard & wall hanger.
32. 7 Boxers & 8 singlets.
Anything outside the above declared assets is either a gift from friends and family or its jointly own by me and someone.

We are walking towards fulfilling our campaign promises .
Up Buhari
Up John Kayode Fayemi

That's really funny

sojiboy:
DECLARATION OF ASSETS....
Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine, Since am a Buharist I need to follow his leadership Path and to project a corruption-free leadership and followership which will Eventually bore a corruption-free nation.

The Declaration goes thus:
1. Four pencil (Pant) trousers, 2 Jeans, 2 chinos.
2. 6 T-shirts .
3. 2 Danshiki & 1 agbada.
4. 2 Nysc Khaki.
5. One galamia.
4. One bathroom slippers.
5. 4 shoes & 1 jungle boot.
6. 2 tieS & 1 bow.
7. Acer Laptop.
8. LG flat screen TV.
9. Standing Fan.
10. Mattress 1 in Lag & 1 in Abia.
11. Pressing Iron
12. A bag of pure water.
13. One drum of rain water.
14. Body Cream, haircream, deodorant and perfume (l must fine na).
15. Samsung Galaxy S5 & 1 Nokia Torchlight
11. One small l pass my neighbor generator with 25 litres of petrol.
12. 3 Apochie(igbo atire)
13. 4pots, 1 kettle & Fry pan
14. A set of spoons and a set of plates No Fu*k.
15. One lontorn Torchlight
16. Two Gascookers 7kg in Lag & 5kg in Abia
17. One gallon for buying Kerosene/petrol.
18. One carpet and one Rug
19. 200naira Airtel recharge card.
20. Girl friends ? Ccb should find out, I don't want to lie, 21years isn't a Joke o.
21. #4,000 at Zenith(Alawi account), #1500 @ GTB, #150 in Dormant account with Keystone, #800 with Sterling Bank.
22. 5 Chelsea customised Jerseys.
23. Pack of indomie, gallon of groundnut oil, quarter bag of rice, two paints of beans, 4tubbers of yam, provisions .
24. Umbrella.
25. 3 bedsheets and 1 blanket.
26. 3pillows.
27. Two Bibles
28. Ssce certificate, Bsc notification of result.
29. 1 headwarmer, 1 facecap, 2nysc headdresses.
30. One big travelling bag and 1 laptop bag.
31. One cupboard & wall hanger.
32. 7 Boxers & 8 singlets.
Anything outside the above declared assets is either a gift from friends and family or its jointly own by me and someone.

We are walking towards fulfilling our campaign promises .
Up Buhari
Up John Kayode Fayemi

u forgot to declare your used and unused Condom to d public

Ok