To be a happy person you need to go “NATURAL”, no faking ‪ Check below for my own ways to be a happy man/woman in all angles in this short life. Be free to add yours!!

1) Love Yourself: This is my first rule in this list, this serves as an ultimate rule for everyone in this life “Love yourself first before extending it to another”. An elder once quoted “Never bites the finger that feeds you”.

2) Do Good: The world is coming to an end, negative signs are every where. Good people had turned into negativity. People that practice positivity are very few. Dont join the multitude and do wrong. Help people and your reward will be in Heaven/above. An inspirational speaker by name Wisdytech once said “Trust no one even your blood relative, rendering help should be defined as God’s blessing and not to please man”.

3) Always Forgive: “A forgiving heart is a peace loving heart- Wisdytech. Let Forgivenness always be your point of view in all crises as your maker does to you. To take war for war is not adviceable any more. When Forgiveness occurs peace is always present. Please, turn a new leave today.

4) Harm No One: It is said that bad company corrupts the mind and the body. Decease from keeping bad company, watch who you keep as friends and followers, cos this will only lead you to harm other people for pride, money and even for earthly positions. Remember: on earth all this is vanity. Quote this “Pride comes before a fall”.

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Nice one OP........Permit me to add few more:


5. Smoke weed: Not just any weed.....but the Osogbo brand mixed with monkeytail and dogoyaro......you will have no option than to be happy because you will just be laughing uncontrollably.

6. Seek Revenge: Revenge can be so sweet and satisfying. If anyone hurts you, pretend like you have forgiven them and then strike when they least expect. You will be so happy you did.

7. Bleep well: What can make a man happier than a great fvck? Find that lady that will fvck your brains outta your head and you will live happily ever after.

8. Make money: Work hard, scam hard, rob hard or use your d.ick for money ritual. Just make sure you are as rich as Rumpelstiltskin. Everyone will worship you and you will be happy.

9. Never stop doing the things you love: Play suwe, go deep into the forest to poo, climb trees to pluck mango, ride 'borris', chase goats and chickens around the neighbourhood, only then will you discover that life is beautiful.

WARNING: Rumpelstiltskin cannot guarantee you that this above rules will bring you happiness. However, if it doesnt, that means your case is hopeless. No remedy......you are destined to be sad. Just commit suicide.


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