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Funny Facts You Will Like To Read, Just For Laughs. by charly4lyf(m): 9:34am On Jun 08, 2015 |
Funny facts:::: 1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death, they still work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic Schnapp. 2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to know whether they're dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick the hand and drop it. 3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS" 4. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is 5. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho 6. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy. 7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad. 8.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast 9 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach 10. If At 16, your boobs already looking like DUNLOP SLIPPERS? You got a question to answer 11. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago •BBM - 5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago • BIBLE - 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene 12. gals won't call for a long tym Buh wen u call they will ask .. this one u remembered me today.. they no dey remember person? 13. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip.but Women still retain the 1st position 14. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So tink dip, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break 15.To those who commit suicide; why are you so selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals...... Gud morni, av a bless week. |
Re: Funny Facts You Will Like To Read, Just For Laughs. by INTROVERT(f): 9:35am On Jun 08, 2015 |
No 4 |
Re: Funny Facts You Will Like To Read, Just For Laughs. by Khd95(m): 9:40am On Jun 08, 2015 |
I no even laff |
Re: Funny Facts You Will Like To Read, Just For Laughs. by Folksyharry(m): 9:43am On Jun 08, 2015 |
4, 6 and 8
especially 6 |
Re: Funny Facts You Will Like To Read, Just For Laughs. by GeneralQuamdeen: 9:51am On Jun 08, 2015 |
This picture explains some thinqs too
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Re: Funny Facts You Will Like To Read, Just For Laughs. by Acekidc4(m): 10:06am On Jun 08, 2015 |
True Talk!! |
Re: Funny Facts You Will Like To Read, Just For Laughs. by kazmanbanjoko(m): 10:32am On Jun 08, 2015 |
Lolz. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Facts You Will Like To Read, Just For Laughs. by Elthugnificent(m): 2:21pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
The second and last one are just hilarious.
Nice one op.
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Re: Funny Facts You Will Like To Read, Just For Laughs. by Elthugnificent(m): 2:21pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
The second and last one are just hilarious.
Nice one op.
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