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Declaration Of Assets by Smartjeezy(op): 10:07pm On Jun 09, 2015
DECLARATION OF ASSETS....
Since 'our' president has declared his assets. it is very important that l
also declare mine too and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirt.
3. 1 black suit.
4. One bathroom slippers.
5. 4 shoes.
6. Three tie.
7. Half bag of pure water.
8. One drum of rain water.
9. One bottle for Ori as cream.
10. Two GSM (1 blackberry & 1 Nokia)
11. One small l pass my neighbor generator.
12. Six ankara.
13. 3pots and one kettle.
14. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
15. One lantern.
16. One stove.
17. One gallon for buying kerosine.
18. Red Rug on d floor and one Mouka foam.
19. 200 naira recharge card.
20. #1,230 @ GTbank and #1,607 @UBA
21. One LG T.V with PS2
22 1 crate of Heineken Beer
23.Two bottles of Hennessy Cognac
24. Girlfriends....
hummm?
Plus plenty polo & a packet of condom.
Pls, all good Nigerians should do this for transparency sake.... One love.
Re: Declaration Of Assets by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jun 09, 2015
lol seriously

@OP you no get gallon for buying petrol?
Re: Declaration Of Assets by Smartjeezy(op): 10:14pm On Jun 09, 2015
Where i dey stay,light dey 24/7...
Re: Declaration Of Assets by Mprex(f): 10:26pm On Jun 09, 2015
but you get i beta pass my neighbour.
Re: Declaration Of Assets by libertyfather(m): 11:10pm On Jun 09, 2015
Smartjeezy:
DECLARATION OF ASSETS....
Since 'our' president has declared his assets. it is very important that l
also declare mine too and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirt.
3. 1 black suit.
4. One bathroom slippers.
5. 4 shoes.
6. Three tie.
7. Half bag of pure water.
8. One drum of rain water.
9. One bottle for Ori as cream.
10. Two GSM (1 blackberry & 1 Nokia)
11. One small l pass my neighbor generator.
12. Six ankara.
13. 3pots and one kettle.
14. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
15. One lantern.
16. One stove.
17. One gallon for buying kerosine.
18. Red Rug on d floor and one Mouka foam.
19. 200 naira recharge card.
20. #1,230 @ GTbank and #1,607 @UBA
21. One LG T.V with PS2
22 1 crate of Heineken Beer
23.Two bottles of Hennessy Cognac
24. Girlfriends....
hummm?
Plus plenty polo & a packet of condom.
Pls, all good Nigerians should do this for transparency sake.... One love.
Good you declare it, summit a copy in your working place and the other to your landlord cause that will determine fraud at your working place and for ur landlord to knw the increament time
Re: Declaration Of Assets by GeneralQuamdeen: 11:33pm On Jun 09, 2015
OP, why you no qree write battery
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