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Declaration Of Assets by Sirfergie90(op): 4:35pm On Jun 14, 2015
DECLARATION OF ASSETS....
since our president has declared his Assets,it is very important dat i also declare mine too & it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trouser
2. 9 T-shirt
3. 2 jalamia cloth
4. One bathrum slipers
5. 6 shoes
6. 1 cocoabutter cream
7. Half bag of pure water
8. Two GSM(1 BB & 2 Nokia)
9. 1 small generator
10. 8 ankara cloth
11. 3 pot & 1 kettle,1 frying pan
12. 1 set of spoon & plates
13. 2 rechargeable lantern
14. 1 stove
15. 9 litre of kerosene
16. Carpet on d floor & 1 yinka oba foam
17. 1 Girlfriend
18. #580@ first bank & #182@ diamond bank
19. 1 tv set & star time
20. 1 honda motorcycle
21. 1 laptop with extra ba3 & wireless mouse
pls all good nigerians should pls do this for transparency noni.............
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