₦airaland Forum

DECLARATION OF ASSETS!!!
Since Our President Has Declared His Assets.....
It
Is Very Important That I Jarizod
Also
Declare Mine Too As A Good Citizen and It Goes
Thus:::
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirts.
3. One wife
4. One Son.
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Three shoes.
7. Two ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran
dindin).
11. Two GSM (1 Nokia & 1 BB-).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour(elubọ iṣu).
13. Six ankara.
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. One carpet and one Mouka foam.
20. 32 inch LG Plasma Tv.
21. Six girl friends (Two in Lagos, Two in Abuja,
One
in Ibadan and One in portharcourt).
22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.
23. #1,030 @ GTbank.
All Good Nigerains Should Please Do This For
Transparency Sake.

Na joke ooo

Oya declare yours too