DECLARATION OF ASSETS....
Since 'our' president has declared his assets,
it is very important that l also declare mine
too and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirt.
3. 1 wall clock
4. One bathroom slippers.
5. 4 shoes.
6. Many of note books and text books .
7. Half bag of pure water.
8. One keg of rain water.
9. One skin light cream with so fine hair cream
10. Two GSM (1 Samsung s5 & 1 Nokia Touch)
11. One wrapper
12. 5days soup
13. 3pots and one kettle.
14. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
15. One rechargeable lantern.
16. One gas stove and one hot plate
17. One gallon for buying gas
18. Red Rug on d floor and one Mouka foam.
19. -200 naira debit card.
20.No Girl friend.?
21. #10 @ GTbank and #576 @UBA and #754 @
first bank
22. One ear pic
Plus 5 polo.Pls, all good Nigerains should pls do this for
transparency sake. Na gode...barka de rana.

U dey take too much weeds U don high

Mtscheew!