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Types Of Banks Girl In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:00pm On Jun 15, 2015
There are different Types Of Banks (girls) In
Nigeria: tongue grin
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is
called
"Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is
called
"Agricultural Development Bank" grin
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of
other
family
members is called "National
Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after
marriage is
"Social Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity
Bank"
6. A girl who loves every available man is
"Access
Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is "Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much
money is
called "Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called
"Union
Bank" or "Wema Bank"
10.A girl who is always faithful and
trustworthy to
her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank"
11.A girl who gets sexxed first night is called,
"First
bank"
12.A girl who uses all your money to buy
jewelries
is called "Diamond bank"
Ladies, which "Bank" Are You?
Guys, Which "Bank" Is Your
Girlfriend ?

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Re: Types Of Banks Girl In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jun 15, 2015
No Skye Bank?
Re: Types Of Banks Girl In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jun 15, 2015
mistypiper:
No Skye Bank?
A girl who loves to travel by air even if it's from Ogun state to lagos 'Skybank girl"

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