Saw this on Facebook and wish to share too

It happened in Owerri yesterday. I heard it today at lunch. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. She was just too sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moaning sounded like a 'hissing snake' but he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. "" "" Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off he felt...He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling but the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep already. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife told him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on her with her mother. She got so angry. The man almost committed suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-in-law, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk.....
And the only problem now is that I don't just know how I will end this FAKE STORY... Someone should please help *wink

See also

https://www.nairaland.com/2374160/mtn-data-plan-1gb-n1100

This ya nollywood film sweet die


when part 2 go come out ?

Lies

SAMBARRY:
This ya nollywood film sweet die

when part 2 go come out ?

Lolzzzz expecting...

nicerod:
Lies

Try read the complete story first na. Lolzzzz

Good one, the ending is epic.

GodsMercy1:
Try read the complete story first na. Lolzzzz

ok na

They turned him into a snake and they all lived happily ever after

Lol.

freecocoa:

Good one, the ending is epic.

Yea. Thanks.

Zee world. Imagine the extraordinary.

malaria:
Zee world. Imagine the extraordinary.

Lolzzzz

malaria:
Zee world. Imagine the extraordinary.

Ur username though

Chai!!!

stepo707:

Ur username though

lolzzz...so many funny names on nairaland

Chei you for no tell us say nah fake story.The story sweet die buh y you use Owerri nah?

He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth.

This is where I paused
How could he be in the snake's mouth and still feel the snake skin covered with scales? Abi the inside of the snake has scales as well?

5minsmadness:

This is where I paused
How could he be in the snake's mouth and still feel the snake skin covered with scales? Abi the inside of the snake has scales as well?

lolzzzz. Try read the last paragraph atleast. Lolz

MsBliss:
Chei you for no tell us say nah fake story.The story sweet die buh y you use Owerri nah?

loq. Sorry dear for using your city. Maybe next will somewhere else. Thanks.

GodsMercy1:
loq. Sorry dear for using your city. Maybe next will somewhere else. Thanks.

Berra . Next time,use somewhere like sambisa Lol

MsBliss:
Berra . Next time,use somewhere like sambisa Lol

Okay Madam.