Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at Aso Rock. One is from Hausa Tribe, another is from Yoruba, and the third is from Igbo.
All three go with an Aso Rock official to examine the fence. The Hausa contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about #3 billion. 1 billion for materials, 1 billion for my crew, and 1 billion profit for me."
The Yoruba contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for #2 billion. #750 million for materials, #750 million for my crew, and #5 million profit for me."
The Igbo contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the Aso Rock official and whispers, "#20 billion." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Igbo contractor whispers back, "#8.75 billion for me, #8.75 billion for you, and we hire the Yoruba guy to fix the fence." "Done Deal!" replies the government official.

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