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The Wine Taster ;D by Nobody: 7:56am On Jun 19, 2015
Joke Of the Day

A beer company was hiring a

taster, someone to taste the beers

before selling out. So they placed

adverts and one afternoon, a dirty,

rough looking man walked into

the manager's office asking to be

employed. The manager tried to

figure out how he could drive this

man away but couldn't come up

with an idea, so he decided to give

the man a trial. He ordered his

secretary to give the man a glass of

wine. He took a sip and said, "It's

red wine, a muscat, three years

old, grown on a north slope,

matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager

exclaimed, "Well give him another

one lets see." So he was given. He

took a sip again and said, "It's red

wine, cabernet, eight years old,

southwestern slope, oak barrels."

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to

the secretary and whispered to

her saying, "Go get some of your

urine in a cup let's see if he will

get that." So the man was given the

cup of urine. He took a sip, turned

to the manager and said, "Female

urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks

pregnant and if I'm not given this

job, sir, I will tell your wife who is

responsible for the pregnancy!"

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Re: The Wine Taster ;D by bolington(m): 8:49am On Jun 19, 2015

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