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Bible In Warri Version by Lasgidy1(m): 10:34pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Warri Bible is out…grab your copy now!!! Sample version: ENG:- As it is written in the Bible. WARRI:-As dem yan for Bible. ENG:- Jesus entered the boat wit his disciples. WARRI:- Bros J come enter canoe wit him padi dem. ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm. WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas. ENG:- The storm was so great that it was like a whirlwind. WARRI:- As the yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join. ENG:- The disciples became so afraid that they shouted Master! Master!! WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin dey hala…Bros eh! Bros eh!! ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed the wind down. WARRI:-Na so Bros J get up come arrange the matter. ENG:-He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye of little faith. WARRI:- Na im Bros J come look him padi them shake him head, come provoke…“O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND”. ENG:- The disciples replied and said “WHAT MANNER OF MAN IS THIS? ” WARRI:- him padi dem com hala “SHOOO…Bros J, which levels naa? you be winsh…… WOULD YOU READ THIS VERSION? 2 Likes |
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