Tellnig:
All this LABE ORUN stories self..... I tire o

Lolzz

Girlfriend kwa ?

And u n family r treating her like dis? What if now becomes urs fully?

Olanireti:
This is craziness of the biggest order. Let him also taste how it feels. They should get grinded pepper and rub it to his dic.k. Simple.

Not just rubbing it, insert it where his urine is coming out from

Lord Have Mercy!


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Teempakguy:
Pepper . . . inside vayjay . . . does this mean her future kids will be smoking hot?



okay, that . . . was a really bad joke. Er, the guy should totally have his joystick inserted into a bottle filled with pepper too . . . so his kids will be smoking hot


yes, I know . . . bad joke. I will stop now.

naija people no dey carry last. lol

Smh!

Devils generals on the prowl. This is one of them

SAMBARRY:
What won't they insert inside a woman's vagina in this lagos

in ejigbo they inserted dry pepper
in ikorodu fresh pepper
in ota hot water





what the hell is lagos turning into for goodness sake


KanwuliaJara come put mouth o

You nor sabi say Toto na the BEST pot to take cook soup for Naija men noses?

'Ow dem nor go shoooook fish andu pepper for h-insai dia?

Ngwa nu o! Make dem begin chop belle full!!!!

FOOD IS READY, ENTER FOR HIA!

Na boyfriend fa that did this o,what if he is the husband,na so so acid him go pour in her V,who would go through that and still remain the same? This man must rot in jail(I am sure he would be raped/violated in jail by gays,animals like him plenti for jail wella)Nonsense!

Criminal act, what has she done to diserve suCh an inhuman purnishement?

I give up

KanwuliaJara:


You nor sabi say Toto na the BEST pot to take cook soup for Naija men noses?

'Ow dem nor go shoooook fish andu pepper for h-insai dia?

Ngwa nu o! Make dem begin chop belle full!!!!

FOOD IS READY, ENTER FOR HIA!

Igbo's again

mizjules:

wicked!! Hot oil should do the magic

hot oil will make the walls fry and puff
hot coke will evaporate the walls while the gas makes inside swell like a balloon.

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dis guy is crazy !!can u imagine!!
let's nt also 4get that some mothers torture their teenage daughters wit grinded pepper in their V. jst because they ar moving close to the other srx.

Hollawaley:
Chai, and by the way hit like if you've been having stable supply of electricity since #saibaba

light still dey?