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If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by babatgtr: 8:06pm On Jun 22, 2015
Wah!! Parents of these days;
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY
OUR DAUGHTER:
FILL THIS FORM
IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND
IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following
questions honestly and sincerely;
1. Do you pray?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree
or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working?
Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions was NO,
Do not continue. Leave my house
and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more,
Describe the disadvantages of
cheating in marriage.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
2. With the aid of a diagram,
Explain how you can give respect to
your father in-law and mother in-
law.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I
need money for my hair-style at the
saloon", what would be your
answer ?
________________ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of
divorce.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
5. What does the term 'good
husband' mean to you?
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
6. Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No If No explain why?
______________________________
___________
7.Were your parents legally
married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long? _______________
________
If the time of their marriage is less
than your age, Explain why you
were born out of wedlock.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a man to sleep outside his
house.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is the owner of the kids
between father and mother?
______________________________
___________
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?_____
_____
2. When is the best time to
interview your
dad?___
3. When can I interview your mum?
_________
____
4. When can I interview your
church pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo below
Which will be put in newspaper to
check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in
my daughter. Your application will
be processed in a years' time. You
will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful
As you are waiting Please don't
call me
Don't visit me. Don't contact my
daughter
If u do. you will be disqualified
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you more questions
Postal Address: _______________
___________
Email: _______________
___________________
Phone: _______________
Work: _____________
Home:_________________________
Facebook: _______________
________________
BEST WISHES.!!!
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by lordrayne(m): 8:07pm On Jun 22, 2015
FTC
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by Precious80: 8:11pm On Jun 22, 2015
Na by force to marry your daughter ni? Lol
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by focus7: 8:40pm On Jun 22, 2015
Such parent will sooner make media advert begging for a suitor for his daughter with a commitment to pay for all wedding expenses.
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by chineloSA(f): 8:42pm On Jun 22, 2015
Lol,
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jun 22, 2015
while I'm filling out your form, your daughter will also fill out the form I'll give to her. Afterall, there is love in sharing
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by crackhaus: 8:48pm On Jun 22, 2015
Make dem keep their daughter abeg...

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Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by angieberry(f): 8:51pm On Jun 22, 2015
That their daughter go old! Even true love no fit conquer this one undecided
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jun 22, 2015
ANO FIT LAF grin grin grin
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jun 22, 2015
LMAO! I just can't! grin grin
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by Ewuro4: 5:23am On Jun 23, 2015
I have this piece saved on my desktop since 2011 or so. grin

Awesome piece.
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by cococandy(f): 6:21am On Jun 23, 2015
But when you married someone's daughter them no do you like that.
Re: If You Wanna Marry My Daughter by Nobody: 10:50am On Jun 23, 2015
I hope the daughter will fill her own

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