alexisalex:


BREAKING NEWS !!!

INSPIREDM HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY FBI AGENTS, WITH THE HELP OF 26 US MARINES, AND 18 NAVY SEALS FROM THE RED SQUADRON.

IN A COVERT OPERATION SIMILAR TO THAT OF OSAMA BIN LADEN CODE NAMED NEPTUNE SPEAR, INSPIREDM WAS CAPTURED ON THE 26TH FLOOR OF HIS LUXURY HOTEL ROOM IN WINTER PARK, ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA.

IMMEDIATELY AFTER CAPTURING HIM, HE WAS AIR LIFTED WITH US MILITARY CHOPPER TO THE PENTAGON FOR INVESTIGATION.

WE CANNOT ASCERTAIN WHETHER HE WAS CAPTURED WITH ANY CASH AS AT THE TIME OF FILING THIS REPORT.

A US SECURITY OFFICIAL WHO SPOKE ANONYMOUSLY SAID THEY WERE TRAINED FOR THE OPERATION UNDER 6 HOURS FOLLOWING A PHONE CALL FROM NIGERIA'S FORMOST FORENSIC ANALYST DAMOGUL aka 4EVERGOD aka NAIJADEYHIA aka EXCALIBUR.

THE OPERATION WHICH LASTED FOR LESS THAN 30 MINUTES SAID IT WAS THE MOST CRITICAL YET IN THE HISTORY OF THE FBI AND IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY.

MORE DETAILS LATER.

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Give yourself in and pay the money you owe.