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Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by omortoyosi01(m): 9:26am On Jun 24, 2015 |
1_ The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing. “Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished?” They will face other students and say “can see your life oooo?, he finished within an hour, that is a well prepared student”. . 2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & they barely got “C” * if I hear* . 3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask “why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear* . 4. The ones forming James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern us with that one ?** . 5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything. . 6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. “Didn’t you read for this exam ?” **Abeg swerve go left jor** . 7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form. . 8. The ones who are very sensitive: Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat, you keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you. . 9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into the exams they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off. . 10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you “what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted?” . Which of them annoy you the most? |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by Nobody: 9:53am On Jun 24, 2015 |
I had one teacher in my secondary skool dt liked talking during invigilation and dat always made me lose concentration, I wouldn't be able to think unless he keeps shut...so annoying |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by Dioxidane: 10:26am On Jun 24, 2015 |
True... |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by barnacle: 10:27am On Jun 24, 2015 |
laye |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by Nobody: 10:31am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Dioxidane:av corrected it |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by Upnepaa(m): 10:38am On Jun 24, 2015 |
But op, you be waec and neco customer o to take gather dis list hard nah, how many years of experience do you have in writing this exams (no offeise) |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by Dioxidane: 10:43am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Upnepaa: Dude, if you attended a Nigerian university, you would have definitely experienced all these... 1 Like |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by mrpackager(m): 11:29am On Jun 24, 2015 |
incase |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by omortoyosi01(m): 11:36am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Upnepaa:***Yu Don kolo oo... Chey no b Nigeria yu go school ni Mr upnepaa?? |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by Upnepaa(m): 11:47am On Jun 24, 2015 |
omortoyosi01:You gat the reason,i schooled in chicago,the lecturers are no saddist over here |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by Brownhypo: 2:11pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
most students dey like no.9 set wella |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by omortoyosi01(m): 2:18pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Upnepaa:ode boi... Yu schooled in Chicago ND ur username is upnepaa ***how come. Chey dem dey shout upnepaa for Chicago ni |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by Upnepaa(m): 2:38pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
omortoyosi01:Don't get it twisted, My cousin in nigeria told me that 'upnepaa' is like a chorus here,that the first word a new baby says is 'upnepaa' i feel, sorry for you in 9ja |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by omortoyosi01(m): 3:00pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
[quote author=Upnepaa post=35104186] Don't get it twisted, My cousin in nigeria told me that 'upnepaa' is like a chorus here,that the first word a new baby says is 'upnepaa' i feel, sorry for you in 9ja [/quote I swear yu are a dumbasss
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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by hatux: 9:33pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Recycle thread... |
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall by omortoyosi01(m): 10:26pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
hatux:olodo |
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