My 1 and only father
The don dada
Mummy's lover
The bed heater
The body warmer
The love maker
The sperm producer
The semen distributor
The baby initiator
The child namer
The house instructor
The peace maker
The bread winner
The chicken thigh eater
The office manager
The school fees handler
The PTA meeting attender
The car driver
The newspaper reader
The money chaser
The bills payer
The pocket money sorter
The wrong doers scolder
The ass spunker
The face slapper
Oh creator....bless ma father
Give him Capa
Give him more kafa
To Buy me more shada
Like gucci & Prada
And To cater for the weaker
People always assert our mothers are better..
But i say there is non like Father

HAPPY BELATED FATHERS' DAY... to all fathers and potential fathers..put that smile on thier faces...
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