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| Alphabetical Death by GeeCee(m): 5:22pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
An aeroplane was flying over the United States at night. The pilot says "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out." A little later, the pilot says "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin". Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descend. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people". There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves.(Pilot) "C, any Caribbean 's on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asked his dad "Dad,, what are we?" Dad answered "Tonight son, we are Zulus! |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by dani1luv: 5:38pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
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| Re: Alphabetical Death by manickal(m): 7:09pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
this has been previously posted. but still cool though for the newbies |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by dani1luv: 7:19pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
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| Re: Alphabetical Death by jamace(m): 11:10am On Mar 01, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by PurestBoy(m): 4:03am On Mar 04, 2009 |
Very funny |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by GeeCee(m): 1:50pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
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| Re: Alphabetical Death by blissieng(f): 4:08pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
 good one! |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by Recoverd(f): 7:03pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
Seen it on anoda netwk am in. Funny |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by Arcani: 8:08pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
lol, I love this did Ble say Funny |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by romsky: 12:49pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
she said gud one |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by sylve11: 1:20pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
blissieng: Can't believe this  |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by romsky: 1:59pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
its not her fault a close encounter with Heaven can do the impossible |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by sylve11: 2:03pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
the lords doing |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by mykali(m): 9:05am On Jul 19, 2009 |
who theft my joke? |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by blissieng(f): 11:25am On Jul 19, 2009 |
Una no well o! I said so because I thot it was. I always tell the truth, no matter what. . . N by the way, I'm always in close contact with heaven!!! |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by Arcani: 7:40pm On Jul 19, 2009 |
blissieng: yeah right, who cares[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by D1KeleVra(m): 11:58pm On Jul 19, 2009 |
hehe |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by mykali(m): 3:11am On Jul 20, 2009 |
blissieng is now nairaland enemy number 1 |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by blissieng(f): 9:06am On Jul 20, 2009 |
Mi no ones enemy! Shut up n take that back!!! |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by Jeovy(m): 9:09am On Jul 20, 2009 |
bite him if u can |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by Ben13: 9:14am On Jul 20, 2009 |
Ble has been gud for sometime now |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by Jeovy(m): 9:17am On Jul 20, 2009 |
really, maybe she went to church yesterday |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by blissieng(f): 12:11pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
wat's it to you!?!! |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by clemcykul(f): 1:12pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
come again . , . , |
| Re: Alphabetical Death by GeeCee(m): 4:00pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
clemcykul: come again . , . , blissieng: wat's it to you!?!! |
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